Quips/phrases that we love!

Started by wolof7, Jul 04, 2011, 07:26 AM

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WSS2

#20
Jul 05, 2011, 12:37 PM
She was like an 8-point buck.  You'd never hang her on the wall but the meat's still good

MarkW

#21
Jul 05, 2011, 12:48 PM
He/she has got a face like a robber's dog - a particularly ugly person

I'm all over that like a tramp on chips - to undertake something with enthusiasm

Sweating like Gary Glitter on a bouncy castle
The trouble with the straight and the narrow is it's so thin, I keep sliding off to the side

Taterbug

#22
Jul 05, 2011, 12:49 PM
" He's/ She's  like a moped, Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on it "

" I'm all over that like a bum on a bologna sandwich "
"Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle" Honest Abe

mjk73

#23
Jul 05, 2011, 12:56 PM
my favorite obscure one

shake hands with the unemployeed

Hawkeye

#24
Jul 05, 2011, 01:10 PM
From one of my co-workers:

"John Wayne Toilet Paper - Tough as sandpaper and don't take shit from nobody."  Pretty self-explanatory I think.  Really rough/crappy toilet paper.

"He's so tight he'll squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits." - a tight-ass (the buffalo refers to a buffalo nickel)   ;D
We could.

megalicious

#25
Jul 05, 2011, 03:09 PM
"Well, bless her/his heart!"

The polite, Southern way of saying "f*ck that asshole." Love it.
all facts begin as dreams dreamt by the wizard

MarkW

#26
Jul 05, 2011, 05:30 PM
Quote from: mjk73 on Jul 05, 2011, 12:56 PM
my favorite obscure one

shake hands with the unemployeed

Enough about you and your toilet habits...
The trouble with the straight and the narrow is it's so thin, I keep sliding off to the side

mjk73

#27
Jul 05, 2011, 07:13 PM
Quote from: MarkW on Jul 05, 2011, 05:30 PM
Quote from: mjk73 on Jul 05, 2011, 12:56 PM
my favorite obscure one

shake hands with the unemployeed

Enough about you and your toilet habits...
At least I wash my hands afters. Apparently, many Americans do not.

wolof7

#28
Jul 05, 2011, 09:42 PM
"I'll take my coffee blacker than the midnight of a moonless night"  ;)
Oh, I will dine on honey dew And drink the Milk of Paradiseeeee

TheBigChicken

#29
Jul 05, 2011, 10:22 PM
It's as cold as a toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg
I'm as high as a cats back
madder than a wet hen
you're so low a snake could fart and blow dust in your eyes
the fruit bats love makin' made all the kids cry

Jon T.

#30
Jul 05, 2011, 10:31 PM
Quote from: WSS2 on Jul 05, 2011, 10:20 AM
Jon T.

"cooler than freddie jackson sipping milkshake snowstorm"

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails.

This can go on and on!

Hawkeye

#31
Jul 05, 2011, 11:18 PM
"Cooler than the other side of the pillow."  A favorite from Sportscenter...I believe from Stu Scott?
We could.

sweatboard

#32
Jul 06, 2011, 07:56 AM
It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock.

Colder than a witches tittie. 
There's Still Time.........

touchingmept2

#33
Jul 06, 2011, 09:49 AM
I haven't seen you In a coon's age!
The time is near, to come forward with whatever killed your spark.

TheBigChicken

#34
Jul 07, 2011, 12:44 PM
haven't seen you in a month of Sundays...
the fruit bats love makin' made all the kids cry

Ruckus

#35
Jul 07, 2011, 12:46 PM
Quote from: TheBigChicken on Jul 07, 2011, 12:44 PM
haven't seen you in a month of Sundays...
:thumbsup:
Can You Put Your Soft Helmet On My Head
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