Dudes, I need your help.

[megalicious]

True, true, Sticky. I shall never underestimate the power of the beej. I enjoy it. Probably too much... god, I am kind of a freak, aren't I? ;)

[pawpaw]

I just want to feel sexy/attractive again.
:(

Your brain is your most powerful sexual organ. Start fantasizing and you will feel sexy.

Also, one time I had a boyfriend who was not interested in sex. I felt so unattractive. Then I had a short term fling with a guy I'd flirted with and been friends with for years. It was amazing how eye-opening it was to realize it wasn't me that was the problem. I later found out he was gay. (Not that I'm suggesting your boyfriend is gay although apparentlly Sticky is.)

And Tracy, I've paypal-ed the $125, but next week I expect you to put out for that kind of blunt.

So, wait...Sticky's gay?

I'm not a fuckin gay. jesus.  I love performing cunnilingus, playing with boobs, and boning vaginas.  a fine booty never hurts either. 

dudes are simple.  one word.  BJ.   it's the way to every mans heart.  you know what's better than sitting around watching tv?  sitting around watching tv while having my dick sucked.   

I think the key for any chick to realize is that if she can provoke a boner out of a dude it's on, a real man won't let a solid boner go to waste.

;D I was just being a clown, dude. We all know you're the baddest, pussy-lovin' young buck up in here.

[megalicious]

Thanks, Fully. I'd much rather hit up a store in Bham. All we have in T-Town is a creepy place called Fantasyland.

[e_wind]

im laughing over here

[Ruckus]

;D I didn't think you were that kind of girl, was just weighing in on poop.

speaking of weighing in on poop....every weigh yourself on the bathroom scale before and after, just to check the weight.  Good times.

there was an episode of CSI where the models had body dysmorphia and weighed their poop and vomit to make sure the intake was the same as the outtake..there was a name for that specific disorder...i can't find it..

and OMFG--i just looked up Alabama Hot Pocket...Fully, you and Tracy's therapist is into some sick sh*t..i mean is that even anatomically possible?

Speaking of weighing in on poop...have you ladies ever weighed yourselves before and after being space docked or having your hot pocket stuffed?  Bad times

[Fully]

Ruckus, now that I know what those things are... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

[Penny Lane]

;D I didn't think you were that kind of girl, was just weighing in on poop.

speaking of weighing in on poop....every weigh yourself on the bathroom scale before and after, just to check the weight.  Good times.

there was an episode of CSI where the models had body dysmorphia and weighed their poop and vomit to make sure the intake was the same as the outtake..there was a name for that specific disorder...i can't find it..

and OMFG--i just looked up Alabama Hot Pocket...Fully, you and Tracy's therapist is into some sick sh*t..i mean is that even anatomically possible?

Speaking of weighing in on poop...have you ladies ever weighed yourselves before and after being space docked or having your hot pocket stuffed?  Bad times

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=space+dock

ruckus--of course not..there's too much maintenance and cleanup after the AHP and space dock to worry about how much I weigh..question for you--have you ever done no 2 definition above?

just so i get this right, the only difference between the alabama hot pocket and the space dock is really the follow through on the hot pocket? because they seem pretty similar..

PS--i couldn't wait to get home in the privacy of my own computer and google  'disorders where you weigh your own poop' (true story)

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

True, true, Sticky. I shall never underestimate the power of the beej. I enjoy it. Probably too much... god, I am kind of a freak, aren't I? ;)

probably.

[mjk73]

Wow

You know what's attractive about women? When they are raging nymphos.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

But you know what really sucks, Mr. Boner, is when a woman tries to get her man to have sex with her and he won't. That's when our confidence goes way down and we start to wonder what's wrong with us.

really? chicks have all the power when it comes to sex.  you know what I would love? to wake up in the middle of a BJ.  if a dude does that to a chick (which I would love to do), it could be considered rape (unless your married and a man, after that point you can do whatever you want with it)  it all varies based on penis size, strength, and courage.  if you aren't working with a courageous wang you might need to take it on some new adventures.  something exciting, breathtaking. 

a clean vagina is always a good place to start.  totally shaved is out of style if you ask me, it's too "I'm a little baby" for me.  but trim it up nobody likes a forest.  make a little design or something.  spoil yourself.  then spoil your man.   

[mjk73]

  if a dude does that to a chick (which I would love to do), it could be considered rape (unless your married and a man, after that point you can do whatever you want with it)

Um no. Never

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

  if a dude does that to a chick (which I would love to do), it could be considered rape (unless your married and a man, after that point you can do whatever you want with it)

Um no. Never

;D  love ya dude.  haha. 

[ManNamedTruth]

best thread in a long time

[Ruckus]

;D I didn't think you were that kind of girl, was just weighing in on poop.

speaking of weighing in on poop....every weigh yourself on the bathroom scale before and after, just to check the weight.  Good times.

there was an episode of CSI where the models had body dysmorphia and weighed their poop and vomit to make sure the intake was the same as the outtake..there was a name for that specific disorder...i can't find it..

and OMFG--i just looked up Alabama Hot Pocket...Fully, you and Tracy's therapist is into some sick sh*t..i mean is that even anatomically possible?

Speaking of weighing in on poop...have you ladies ever weighed yourselves before and after being space docked or having your hot pocket stuffed?  Bad times

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=space+dock

ruckus--of course not..there's too much maintenance and cleanup after the AHP and space dock to worry about how much I weigh..question for you--have you ever done no 2 definition above?

just so i get this right, the only difference between the alabama hot pocket and the space dock is really the follow through on the hot pocket? because they seem pretty similar..

PS--i couldn't wait to get home in the privacy of my own computer and google  'disorders where you weigh your own poop' (true story)

I' ve dabbled but I don't consider that space docking.  It's called Can You Put Your Soft Helmet on my Head

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[Jon T.]

Game. Set. Match.  ;D

Not really, though. See you freaks mañana.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

have you guys heard of that shit when people put like needles or tooth picks or weird objects in their penis holes, otherwise known as meatus'?  can't remember the name.  feel like it was magic stick or magic wanding it or something weird like that.  wizardry was involved.  anybody ever stick anything up their pee pee hole?

[aMillionDreams]

Okay, I hate to bring this thread back on its rails but I have to address this.

Tracy suggested to see a therapist because most sexual problems are related to childhood issues.  The word issues suggest that there is an issue or a problem.  Plus, why would someone seek the council of a therapist unless they thought there was a problem or issue to address.  Wanting to have sex is not an issue unless the person you're committed to isn't interested, no need to seek a therapist, maybe a new boyfriend but not someone to talk to other than friends which is what Meg is doing. 

Didn't mean to offend you, Alady, but tell your therapist I said hi.  ;)

Ok, if you're going to "quote" me and disagree with me, at least QUOTE ME CORRECTLY. What I said> I say talk to a therpaist b/c most of the issues we have in relationships (and our inability to solve them) stem from unresolved childhood shit, IMO. And by relationships, I also mean the relationship you have with yourself and your environment.

I didn't say "most sexual problems" I said  RELATIONSHIPS.
R E L A T I O N S H  I P S.
Hell, I didn't even say therapist, I said THERPAIST! And who doesn't need a good therpaist?  ;D

carry on

The problem with their RELATIONSHIP is SEX. I didn't make that big of a leap in quoting you, especially since most therapists are obsessed with childhood issues relating to S E X.  Still don't think they need the_rapist.  Homeboy needs to get it up for our little nympho or get out of town.  This is coming from a guy who lived through a SEXLESS RELATIONSHIP and wished I had gotten out of it earlier, not from a guy who considers sex to only be 5% of a R E L A T I O N S H I P.

And just so you don't accuse me of misquoting you again, you implied that SEX is 5% of a RELATIONSHIP when you said

Sex is great, don't get me wrong, but focus on the other 95% of the relationship.

because 100% (representing the whole RELATIONSHIP) - 95% (representing the other parts of a RELATIONSHIP not dealing with sex according to you) = 5%

Carry on.

[aMillionDreams]

Other questions:

Do dudes dig it when chicks talk dirty?

Should I try "dressing up" more? I know walking around the house in my old t's and a pair of panties ain't all that sexy.

Dudes are different.  I used to feel dirty when a chick would talk dirty to me or dress up, now I'm into shit that would REALLY make Alady's eyes roll.  FWIW, old t's and panties do it for me!

[aMillionDreams]

What are some ways to boost your confidence? I feel like I lost my hotness, and I must get it back.

Find a guy who can please you.  I told my ex that I would ask for a divorce if things didn't change.  Three months later I asked for a divorce.  That wasn't our only problem but it was a big one and was a symptom of the overriding problem: she didn't love me anymore. 

[aMillionDreams]

have you guys heard of that shit when people put like needles or tooth picks or weird objects in their penis holes, otherwise known as meatus'?  can't remember the name.  feel like it was magic stick or magic wanding it or something weird like that.  wizardry was involved.  anybody ever stick anything up their pee pee hole?

An 80 year old nurse did that to me at the free clinic but it did NOT turn me on.

Also, one of my girlfriends likes when I take advantage of her in her sleep.  There are all kinds of freaks out there, you just gotta find them.