jokes

[easy way]

Q: What do you call a hippie without a girlfriend?

A: Homeless


***side note: I've seen WSP 161 times so you hippies leave me alone...these are just jokes.  ;)

[weeniebeenie]

I once asked a drummer how to spell "Mississippi".
He said, "the river or the state?"  ;)

[Bigsky]

A blonde joke:
   There are two blondes, one on either side of a street. The first blonde yells across to the other blonde "how do you get to the other side of the street? The second blonde yells back "you're already there!"

A milk joke:
  Q: What kind of bees make milk?
  A: Boobies

[BH]

Arkansas offered Jessica Dorrell a first class ticket out of town but she refused, saying she only rides coach.