Misheard Jacket lyrics?

[JacketGal]

I always thought this line:
The architect designed the ceiling
was...

"The evidence is on the ceiling."

Any other funny ones out there?  I thought there was a thread with this content but I couldn't find it. Sorry if this has been hashed out before.

[Olliges]

haha even though i have said this before....i cant help but say it again.....
Closing line of Wonderful man......

"A bitch to suck your nuts"

we still havent found out what it is yet...so that could be Right!

[marino13]

First couple of times I heard OBH, before I looked up the lyrics, I heard this:

"Was a black man from...California....telling others don't eat meat...."

[primushead]

Sooner:

"Sooner or later I'll come to see you / feel your back on the edge of town"

Actually, I still don't know what he says right there...

[EC]

i pretty much make up half the words to songs.  i've even looked them up, seen that i was wrong, and not changed.  

easy morning rebel - well he can run treble
i know.  i didn't even look at the title of the song for like a year.

don't even talk to me about the way that he sings.

[primushead]

I'm glad I'm not the only one with Sooner confusion.

I considered it a disability for a while.

[JohnnyRage]

Money

Ho's

and Diamond Rings

[ChiefOKONO]

i mishear a bunch of them.. .let me think and get back to you on that jacketgirl! :)

[rugbird]

You never let me sleep.

 (Dondante)  Kinda scary for a ghost to do.

[deedrummer]

What are they saying at the beginning of The Way That he Sings?

I always just sing: "Tho he done run, run, tho he done run"

[JacketGal]

These are all awesome. Although "a bitch to suck your nuts" had me rolling!

[ChiefOKONO]

hehehe!

in Run Thru i always used to think he sang "Oh she runs.."

[Loaded_Question]

Off the Record:
"In a crowded room with a box of poop."

I mean, what the hell is a box of boom anyway?

[CC]

I mean, what the hell is a box of boom anyway?

[colleen]

Lloyd Dobbler! An iconic box of boom if ever there was. Thanks. That totally made me happy.

[colleen]

as for the closing line of wonderful man......
i can't imagine it's "A bitch to suck your nuts" but that is funny.
i used to think it was "a bitchin' succubus", but my latest theory is "a beast to suck your blood."  

[lime1968]

there will be bigger trees and there will be open [pit] mines

[tomEisenbraun]

Sooner:

"Sooner or later I'll come to see you / feel your back on the edge of town"

Actually, I still don't know what he says right there...

Sooner or later they'll come to see you
feel your power in the yellow sun...

that's how I hear it.

[colleen]

For a long time, I thought it was

sooner or later i'll come to see you, feed you pie in the early sun.

[ManNamedTruth]

Sooner:

"Sooner or later I'll come to see you / feel your back on the edge of town"

Actually, I still don't know what he says right there...

I think it's "feel your power in the yellow sun"
Lyrics sound more clear on acoustic citsusca