Why is this board not BLOWING UP????

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

[highlight]We're the most rabid fan base I can think of.[/highlight]

Actually have you ever met Iron Maiden fans...they may be more rabid than MMJ...

Not to steal your thunder or anything...just putting it out there

no offense, but shut the fuck up with that bullshit.  My Morning Jacket fucks Iron Maiden and their fans both sonically and sexually.  I'm afraid there is simply no comparison to the true passion this fanbase holds.  

that being said.  this place would be more active if more people knew about it.  all the cool stuff on here is hidden in secret little places, overlooked by a lot of people.  some don't even know about the setlist archive,show archive, and video archive.  but n00bs would easily find things out quicker if they posted more.  people are afraid they'll sound stupid for not knowing enough about MMJ I believe.  luckily for them this fanbase is nice to new people and embrace them so they shouldn't be scared.  I'm kinda stoned but that's what some n00b said on another board.  something to the effect of "I don't want to sound like an idiot talking about a band I don't know anything about", to be not knowing stuff is the fun part.  surprises are awesome.  

Jazzfest should be called Jizzfest this year, because that's what it's going to be once My Morning Jacket takes the stage.

im a new member and im not afraid to tell you that you are an asshole. and i dont need you to be nice to me...ive been listening to mmj for long enough to know that if any one of them read you talking like that to anyone...they would probably agree with me.

hahaha I'm glad you have no fears of chatting on the internet.  whenever I think of an iron maiden hardcore fan I think of this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jJWQkVgDs4

and I'm like all "word".  I'm not trying to ruin anybodies day or anything but the truth is there is more passion in the core of this fanbase than there is in the wicked hand of god.  since you are a n00b I'll let your blow up slide but if you get all pissy with me again I'm totally going to call you bad names and try and hurt your feelings.

iron maiden fans eat babies.

First off....Sticky...who...sticky...what...sticky got nothing on Jersey so just stop it...

I took no offense to your off color unintelligent rambles the other day, in fact I found it hilarious for the following reasons...

1.)Noob's don't come here because of people like you, who don't know how to listen or have conversations that offer constructive criticisms rather than use foul language and degrade people's opinions or intentionally try to hurt people's feelings (who you don't even know) over the internet...because they challenge your own opinions...

to be honest, I'm the only reason n00bs come here.  and I'm way intelligent.  I went to yale and got my masters from harvard.

2.)You called Jazz fest, I highly respectable musical festival Jizzfest...what is a Jizzfest anyways? Do you and your friends sit in your parent's basement in a big circle jerk?  I don't really see the members of MMJ, Pearl Jam, The Allmand Brothers, or Van Morrison getting together in NOLA to perform in such a festival or enjoying their fans doing such activities in the crowd while they play. That would be weird...

circle jerk? wtf? that's gay as hell.  all I'm saying is musically you can get proverbial "boners" and those proverbial "boners" can occasionally proverbially "jizz".  it's music, get hip to it.  

3.)I don' really think the members of MMJ would enjoy getting together and having sexual relations with the members of Iron Maiden or their fans... but I could be wrong, who am I?

I so tight with the band, we chill daily.  not only that I was the kid jim gave his hair to when he shaved his head.  and to your other question in there, I have no idea who you are.  at the moment I think you're some angry guidette named goldenlady.

4.)Iron Maiden fans do eat babies

I'm not saying that isn't possible, just very unlikely.  comparatively jacket fans I'd imagine eat way more babies on average per year.  Iron Maiden, pff, they probably eat the baby when it's still in fetus form, I eat that shit at 9months no sooner.

5.)You kiss your mother with that mouth?


don't be such a perv.

6.)It's an open forum people are allowed to write what they want and feel a certain way. I didn't click on your "you tube link" because I kinda don't care, because this is the internet.  Maybe you think Iron Maiden is a joke, I'm sure a lot of people do.  The same with MMJ.  When I talk about them some tell me about their dissatisfaction for them, that's their opinion and hey whatever floats a person's boat.  I can disagree, but I don't need to be rude to anyone for having a difference of opinion.


that youtube link was a link to the classic song by the band Weatus called "teenage dirtybag" in the song the singer, who is a dude who sounds like a girl, sings the lyrics "I've got two tickets to iron maiden baby, etc" what a sissy ass fan, he surely doesn't eat nearly as babies as me.

I heart MMJ...but I need to post 1000 billion posts on her to be passionate about them either...

check yourself before you wreck yourself....

worry about your post count is weird, I don't even know how many posts I currently have right this moment.  however I will say the people around here know what up and have been hear since iron maiden were toddlers.  even before mmj was a band we were here waiting for centuries for them to arrive.  and now there here for us all to enjoy.  no need to get all pissy with me because you love iron maiden and live in jersey.  maybe get a filter for your tap water or something, you seem angry.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

For the record, the Jizzfest comment made me laugh really hard.

that shit was gold, I don't what they've got stuck up their butt but whatever it is, it must be huge.  fuckin haters.  figures they're from jersey.

... now you're just stirring the pot  ;)

my actual response is probably more of a full on stir.  I'm tellin you these people from jersey aren't right in the head, they get all angry for no reason.  it's scary.  every time I talk to one I think they're going to randomly get mad at me and then hulk their shirt->beat my ass.  

[el_chode]

For the record, the Jizzfest comment made me laugh really hard.

that shit was gold, I don't what they've got stuck up their butt but whatever it is, it must be huge.  fuckin haters.  figures they're from jersey.

... now you're just stirring the pot  ;)

my actual response is probably more of a full on stir.  I'm tellin you these people from jersey aren't right in the head, they get all angry for no reason.  it's scary.  every time I talk to one I think they're going to randomly get mad at me and then hulk their shirt->beat my ass.  

Listen, you come here and try driving behind a Pennsylvanian and then tell me how calm you stay...

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

For the record, the Jizzfest comment made me laugh really hard.

that shit was gold, I don't what they've got stuck up their butt but whatever it is, it must be huge.  fuckin haters.  figures they're from jersey.

... now you're just stirring the pot  ;)

my actual response is probably more of a full on stir.  I'm tellin you these people from jersey aren't right in the head, they get all angry for no reason.  it's scary.  every time I talk to one I think they're going to randomly get mad at me and then hulk their shirt->beat my ass.  

Listen, you come here and try driving behind a Pennsylvanian and then tell me how calm you stay...

I can understand road rage, pennsylvanians sound slow as fuck.

[AMightyCaporal]

For the record, the Jizzfest comment made me laugh really hard.

that shit was gold, I don't what they've got stuck up their butt but whatever it is, it must be huge.  fuckin haters.  figures they're from jersey.

... now you're just stirring the pot  ;)

my actual response is probably more of a full on stir.  I'm tellin you these people from jersey aren't right in the head, they get all angry for no reason.  it's scary.  every time I talk to one I think they're going to randomly get mad at me and then hulk their shirt->beat my ass.  

Listen, you come here and try driving behind a Pennsylvanian and then tell me how calm you stay...

I can understand road rage, pennsylvanians sound slow as fuck.

And new yorkers...

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

For the record, the Jizzfest comment made me laugh really hard.

that shit was gold, I don't what they've got stuck up their butt but whatever it is, it must be huge.  fuckin haters.  figures they're from jersey.

... now you're just stirring the pot  ;)

my actual response is probably more of a full on stir.  I'm tellin you these people from jersey aren't right in the head, they get all angry for no reason.  it's scary.  every time I talk to one I think they're going to randomly get mad at me and then hulk their shirt->beat my ass.  

Listen, you come here and try driving behind a Pennsylvanian and then tell me how calm you stay...

I can understand road rage, pennsylvanians sound slow as fuck.

And new yorkers...

new yorkers are snobby.  blah.

[el_chode]

I think we should get a moderator to rename this the "Festivus Airing of Grievances thread"

[BH]

One thing's for sure.  This thread is extremely entertaining.

[capt. scotty]

For the record, the Jizzfest comment made me laugh really hard.

that shit was gold, I don't what they've got stuck up their butt but whatever it is, it must be huge.  fuckin haters.  figures they're from jersey.

... now you're just stirring the pot  ;)

my actual response is probably more of a full on stir.  I'm tellin you these people from jersey aren't right in the head, they get all angry for no reason.  it's scary.  every time I talk to one I think they're going to randomly get mad at me and then hulk their shirt->beat my ass.  

Listen, you come here and try driving behind a Pennsylvanian and then tell me how calm you stay...

I can understand road rage, pennsylvanians sound slow as fuck.

Yo im from PA and I drive no less than 10 MPH over the speed limit.

Dont discriminate

[capt. scotty]

One thing's for sure.  This thread is extremely entertaining.

extremely good posting

[el_chode]

For the record, the Jizzfest comment made me laugh really hard.

that shit was gold, I don't what they've got stuck up their butt but whatever it is, it must be huge.  fuckin haters.  figures they're from jersey.

... now you're just stirring the pot  ;)

my actual response is probably more of a full on stir.  I'm tellin you these people from jersey aren't right in the head, they get all angry for no reason.  it's scary.  every time I talk to one I think they're going to randomly get mad at me and then hulk their shirt->beat my ass.  

Listen, you come here and try driving behind a Pennsylvanian and then tell me how calm you stay...

I can understand road rage, pennsylvanians sound slow as fuck.

Yo im from PA and I drive no less than 10 MPH over the speed limit.

Dont discriminate

Yes, but are you able to merge when using an on-ramp, or are you the "come to a stop when the sign says yield" variety?

[AMightyCaporal]

For the record, the Jizzfest comment made me laugh really hard.

that shit was gold, I don't what they've got stuck up their butt but whatever it is, it must be huge.  fuckin haters.  figures they're from jersey.

... now you're just stirring the pot  ;)

my actual response is probably more of a full on stir.  I'm tellin you these people from jersey aren't right in the head, they get all angry for no reason.  it's scary.  every time I talk to one I think they're going to randomly get mad at me and then hulk their shirt->beat my ass.  

Listen, you come here and try driving behind a Pennsylvanian and then tell me how calm you stay...

I can understand road rage, pennsylvanians sound slow as fuck.

Yo im from PA and I drive no less than 10 MPH over the speed limit.

Dont discriminate

Yes, but are you able to merge when using an on-ramp, or are you the "come to a stop when the sign says yield" variety?

;D

all the penn. drivers I've encountered are the type to drive 5 miles under the speed limit in the fast lane. Or, lets drive the same speed limit as those in the slow lane and stay right next to them so no one can get past.

[yougottamove]

For the record, the Jizzfest comment made me laugh really hard.

that shit was gold, I don't what they've got stuck up their butt but whatever it is, it must be huge.  fuckin haters.  figures they're from jersey.

you guys win at life.

sinatra is from jersey.

[AMightyCaporal]

For the record, the Jizzfest comment made me laugh really hard.

that shit was gold, I don't what they've got stuck up their butt but whatever it is, it must be huge.  fuckin haters.  figures they're from jersey.

you guys win at life.

sinatra is from jersey.

I would say "and Springsteen" but everyone here knows he was actually born in the USA  ;D

[capt. scotty]

For the record, the Jizzfest comment made me laugh really hard.

that shit was gold, I don't what they've got stuck up their butt but whatever it is, it must be huge.  fuckin haters.  figures they're from jersey.

... now you're just stirring the pot  ;)

my actual response is probably more of a full on stir.  I'm tellin you these people from jersey aren't right in the head, they get all angry for no reason.  it's scary.  every time I talk to one I think they're going to randomly get mad at me and then hulk their shirt->beat my ass.  

Listen, you come here and try driving behind a Pennsylvanian and then tell me how calm you stay...

I can understand road rage, pennsylvanians sound slow as fuck.

Yo im from PA and I drive no less than 10 MPH over the speed limit.

Dont discriminate

Yes, but are you able to merge when using an on-ramp, or are you the "come to a stop when the sign says yield" variety?

i cant speak for all quaker staters, but I only stop at yield signs when if I dont Im going to get railed by an 18 wheeler. I actually think I missed that question on my written driver's test because I said I wouldnt stop  ;D

Hell, I dont even come to a complete stop at stop signs unless its one of the 4-way variety. I like to extend the life of my brakes as long as possible.

1 thing  PA drivers, actually most drivers, are terrible at though is getting into the left lane when approaching a ramp to let oncoming traffic merge. I usually kamikaze my way thru though

AMC - part 1 of your statement is erroneous, part 2 however is somewhat common. Not on my watch though. I get in that ass of the car in the left lane until they speed eff up.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

For the record, the Jizzfest comment made me laugh really hard.

that shit was gold, I don't what they've got stuck up their butt but whatever it is, it must be huge.  fuckin haters.  figures they're from jersey.

... now you're just stirring the pot  ;)

my actual response is probably more of a full on stir.  I'm tellin you these people from jersey aren't right in the head, they get all angry for no reason.  it's scary.  every time I talk to one I think they're going to randomly get mad at me and then hulk their shirt->beat my ass.  

Listen, you come here and try driving behind a Pennsylvanian and then tell me how calm you stay...

I can understand road rage, pennsylvanians sound slow as fuck.

Yo im from PA and I drive no less than 10 MPH over the speed limit.

Dont discriminate

I'm scared of driving.  I'm convinced it's how I'm going to die, in some random car accident on I-75.  driving on ice sucks balls.  I'll let ya slide since you're cool.  fresh prince drove a taxi from philly to belair so I can't really hate on people from there much.  

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

For the record, the Jizzfest comment made me laugh really hard.

that shit was gold, I don't what they've got stuck up their butt but whatever it is, it must be huge.  fuckin haters.  figures they're from jersey.

you guys win at life.

sinatra is from jersey.

I was the person who told frank he should sing.  thank me later.  buster douglas wrote the karma sutra so I'd recognize if i were you.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

Sticky...puh-leeze.  Lakes?  Wolves?  Bears?  Yeah, we've got all those, too.  They live in our forests, except for the bears which have decided that the suburbs are nicer.

We've got the ocean and for those from the mid-west,  we've got lakes too.  And, how does Manahawkin strike you? ;)  Indian names, beaches, mountains, lakes, gardens, farms, access to major cities, etc.  We got it all!  Didn't want to have to get in to this conversation, but I am Jersey proud.  Born and raised, baby!   Plates on the car read NJ XPAT. :)

I grew up near dairy and vegetable farms.  Hit the beaches in the summer, the slopes in the winter.  NYC and Philly easy to get in to and out of...Michigan ain't got nothin' on Jersey!  ;)  

And, as for blowing up I blew up over Jazz Fest.  I'm just now getting myself back together.  ;)

Sticky and all the mid-westerners:  all in jest.  Though NJ is better than your state.   :D  ;)

I must have missed this one because of all the nice smilies!! damn you subconscious.  

the midwest is where it's at.  if I want I can be in another country within 45minutes.  snap, crackle, pop.  

[boognish]

this thread needs to be BLOWN UP

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

this thread needs to be BLOWN UP

I think we all need to get hyphy up in here.