Gold Bond Fan Club

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Angry Ewok

#20
Jun 25, 2008, 10:42 AM
Yeah, I've never tried the blue bottle, but I've heard some serious war stories from guys who went a tad too liberal on the unmentionables.

Gold Bond is incredible, though... this is probably the best thread on the entire forum if we manage to introduce the miracle powder to at least one person who hasn't touched it, yet.
--- and that's 2 real 4 u.

Taterbug

#21
Jun 25, 2008, 10:57 AM
I also am a HUGE fan,  My wife has the dubious honor of walking in on me in the bathroom applying it to my lower region and made a comment that it looked like I was making fritters  :).  We had a good laugh.  It does feel refreshing.
"Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle" Honest Abe

Angry Ewok

#22
Jun 25, 2008, 10:58 AM
Wow, I am so not ready for marriage.
--- and that's 2 real 4 u.

Penny Lane

#23
Jun 25, 2008, 11:02 AM
no kidding? ha ha!!

not to be completely gross, but that is the day i heard the word 'taint' for the first time!! he was screaming "WTF! my taint!" i was like 'HUH??? what are you talking about??" he didn't speak to me for days. (sorry to be gross!)
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

joey_rogo

#24
Jun 25, 2008, 11:11 AM
Quoteno kidding? ha ha!!

not to be completely gross, but that is the day i heard the word 'taint' for the first time!! he was screaming "WTF! my taint!" i was like 'HUH??? what are you talking about??" he didn't speak to me for days. (sorry to be gross!)

taint huh??

I'm more of a grundle man myself.

mjkoehler

#25
Jun 25, 2008, 11:27 AM
Quoteno kidding? ha ha!!

not to be completely gross, but that is the day i heard the word 'taint' for the first time!! he was screaming "WTF! my taint!" i was like 'HUH??? what are you talking about??" he didn't speak to me for days. (sorry to be gross!)
taint the hmmm and it taint the hmmm.
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MMJ_fanatic

#26
Jun 25, 2008, 01:12 PM
Quote"A Thousand Tiny Fairies Blowing On Your Balls"?

One of the best quotes of recent time...
Sittin' here with me and mine.  All wrapped up in a bottle of wine.

tomEisenbraun

#27
Jun 25, 2008, 03:12 PM
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Quoteno kidding? ha ha!!

not to be completely gross, but that is the day i heard the word 'taint' for the first time!! he was screaming "WTF! my taint!" i was like 'HUH??? what are you talking about??" he didn't speak to me for days. (sorry to be gross!)

taint huh??

I'm more of a grundle man myself.

Hahahaha!

I love that there is absolutely NOTHING feminine about the Grundle.

(That and I laughed out loud when I read that!)
The river is moving. The blackbird must be flying.

Penny Lane

#28
Jun 25, 2008, 03:33 PM
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Quoteno kidding? ha ha!!

not to be completely gross, but that is the day i heard the word 'taint' for the first time!! he was screaming "WTF! my taint!" i was like 'HUH??? what are you talking about??" he didn't speak to me for days. (sorry to be gross!)

taint huh??

I'm more of a grundle man myself.

Hahahaha!

I love that there is absolutely NOTHING feminine about the Grundle.

(That and I laughed out loud when I read that!)

that is an even grosser word---does The David have a grundle showing? can someone research that? chop chop
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

.Walt

#29
Jun 25, 2008, 03:50 PM
the blue bottle is the truth. i was a huge fan during baseball season. the jock strap/cup burns and irritates, but the blue bottle cools and numbs. no pain, no gain. if you use baby powder, go blue. if you can make it through the minute of pain, you can do anything the rest of the day.

Much Greater Than Science Fiction

Taterbug

#30
Jun 25, 2008, 04:59 PM
Quotethe blue bottle is the truth. i was a huge fan during baseball season. the jock strap/cup burns and irritates, but the blue bottle cools and numbs. no pain, no gain. if you use baby powder, go blue. if you can make it through the minute of pain, you can do anything the rest of the day.


Are you sure it wasn't razor burn from doin a little manscaping  :)

Quick story, I was walking thru the garage of someone I know and noticed hair blowing around in the wake of my steps,   So I had to ask if he just shaved is dog or something,  his honest answer was that he shaves his body  in his garage so he doesn't clog his shower drain.  he then proceeded to get out his leaf blower and blow it into  his yard    ( bad idea ),  it created a pubic hair tornado that just about made me gag.  I no longer go into his house thru his garage.
"Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle" Honest Abe

Penny Lane

#31
Jun 25, 2008, 05:05 PM
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Quotethe blue bottle is the truth. i was a huge fan during baseball season. the jock strap/cup burns and irritates, but the blue bottle cools and numbs. no pain, no gain. if you use baby powder, go blue. if you can make it through the minute of pain, you can do anything the rest of the day.


Are you sure it wasn't razor burn from doin a little manscaping  :)

are you sure? i witnessed a very manly man break down in tears due to the BLUE bottle down THERE....i guess you are tougher than most!! lol
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

.Walt

#32
Jun 25, 2008, 05:19 PM
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Quotethe blue bottle is the truth. i was a huge fan during baseball season. the jock strap/cup burns and irritates, but the blue bottle cools and numbs. no pain, no gain. if you use baby powder, go blue. if you can make it through the minute of pain, you can do anything the rest of the day.


Are you sure it wasn't razor burn from doin a little manscaping  :)

are you sure? i witnessed a very manly man break down in tears due to the BLUE bottle down THERE....i guess you are tougher than most!! lol

you're right, it wasn't the blue.


I once had a body powder problem. it dried my skin up so bad, and then i thought the answer was to use more. it was horrible. that's all i can say without grossing everyone out.

Much Greater Than Science Fiction

vespachick

#33
Jun 25, 2008, 07:02 PM
This is so weird!  I don't know a sole who uses powder and you all are raving about this stuff!  Is it because I'm on the west coast where we don't have a clue about humidity?  I feel like I'm missing out on sumthin' good.  What's the difference between the blue vs. yellow?  Though I certainly could have used this info in NYC!! ::)
My jacket's gonna be cut slim and checked

BH

#34
Jun 25, 2008, 10:24 PM
This is all new to me as well.  I feel like I have been missing out.  Should I apologize to my boys?
I'm digging, digging deep in myself, but who needs a shovel when you have a little boy like mine.

Angry Ewok

#35
Jun 25, 2008, 10:43 PM
Ya'll should buy some regular gold brand, then take a mile walk. When you get home, powder the appropriate regions. Seriously, it's a treat. You'll be glad you had this stuff in the cabinet if you ever get the shits and your bottom starts to feel raw, this stuff really helps you sleep at night.

--- and that's 2 real 4 u.

Taterbug

#36
Jun 25, 2008, 11:18 PM
I don't think it's recommended for people of the opposite sex to use it on their kibbles & bits for fear of a yeast infection.  I would HIGHLY advise reading the directions first ladies before you powder.  Toms analogy of the tiny blowing fairies is spot on. ;D  
"Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle" Honest Abe

Penny Lane

#37
Jun 25, 2008, 11:22 PM
you can put it everywhere on the OUTSIDE if ya know what i mean..but you're right, never wanna put powder down there ;-) ---this stuff is a lifesaver! ever so refreshing...
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

ycartrob

#38
Jun 25, 2008, 11:35 PM
Quoteyou ever get the shits and your bottom starts to feel raw.


BH

#39
Jun 25, 2008, 11:42 PM
This thread really got going!
I'm digging, digging deep in myself, but who needs a shovel when you have a little boy like mine.
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