My pap

[HorkoLad]

My pap never turned on his light for Halloween :(

[Alligator Gar]

My pap calls the toilet a "stool"

[Half]

my pap has a TV that sits on the floor and has knobs

[Half]

my pap has a porcelain jesus figurine that sits on top of the organ in his house

[Alligator Gar]

My pap hates his scented bathroom

[Spider_Beard]

my pap don't know right from wrong  ;)

[FarmerYoda]

My pap wears his socks pulled up real high.

[sideroad32]

my pap belt sanded the skin off his leg

[EC]

My pap drives a truck and uses a blackberry.

[Half]

my pap treats his Buick like it was a BMW

[HorkoLad]

My pap saved his stale bread for the birds.

[Alligator Gar]

My pap appreciates large tints.

[HorkoLad]

My paps recliner was made of burlap :/

[Alligator Gar]

My pap buys things from telemarketers because he gets confused :(

[Half]

my pap dines at Rudy's every Thursday night and orders the spaghetti special every single time.

[HorkoLad]

My pap had a rotary phone until the day he died.

[Alligator Gar]

My pap sleeps in a separate bed

[HorkoLad]

My pap always used to say "C'mere, ya stinker!"

[Half]

my pap always used to say "you better behave or i'll cloud up and rain all over you."

[HorkoLad]

My pap had a foil ashtray in his Cutlas Supreme