Jacket Fans: Stoned, Drunk, Rude, & Stupid?

[Ruckus]

 

"Oh shit brosive! Lets totally get fucked up and quote American Dad the whole time! Everyone with think its hilarious!"

C'mon dude, its "broseph", not "brosive"  ;)

This thread is a monster.
I think broseidon king of the brocean is still my favorite

[capt. scotty]

AMC, since those JJ blowing your mind to bits shirts dont seem to be happening, how are those Jeff Goldblum wants you to shut the fuck up shirts coming along?? Seems they might be necessary

[pawpaw]

Oh, I agree.  I'm not a fan of the Fold Your Arms Say Meh crowd at all.   ;D  I mean, we're supposedly there to have a good time, right?

Pfff, not me. I'm there to disapprove of noobish behavior and tell those stupid kids that they should learn how to enjoy the concert like a REAL fan. Like ME!  :P

Having a good time is SO 2006. HMPH!  >:(  ;D

Well I sincerely hope I'm not coming off like that, but upon rereading, I'm sure that I am   ;D

Oh well.  Throw a glowstick at this old lady when you see her next.   ;D

;D I didn't mean it like that! I was just being an idiot... :)

"Oh shit brosive! Lets totally get fucked up and quote American Dad the whole time! Everyone with think its hilarious!"

C'mon dude, its "broseph", not "brosive"  ;)

I think "brosive" is the style of ornate writing that a "bro" writes in. Maybe something like this...

[Tracy 3000]

is this thread for real?  Come on now - this is a Rock & Roll show, not a fuckin' Bon Iver show.  Glowsticks, booze, smoking, sex, laughter, yelling is all apart of the happening.  Stay in back if you don't want in on the fun.  People up front at shows always get rowdy, thats just the way it is and thats the way it will always be.  

Rage against The Machine 07 - I got hit in the face during testify, and I fuckin' liked it.

Pearl Jam - Bonnaroo 08 - the person next to me got so excited during Alive and simply threw his full beer in the air in the middle of the crowd.  I got drenced and fuckin' liked it.

Muse - Coachella 10 - I left with bruises - and I fuckin' liked it.


ROCK AND ROLL!!!!

I hear ya' bro!

Molly Hatchet- 81 - My buddy Aircastle a.k.a. AC (he was an awesome air guitar player, won 4th prize at the Myrtle Beach Air Guitar contest in 79, air guitaring to Flying Turkey Trot) got bashed in the head with a 2x4 by some acid head during the guitar solo on Flirtin' with Disaster. He was OUT COLD for a good hour but his bad luck b/c there was still 45 minutes left in the show. I like so appreicated the guy with the stick and bought him a beer and you know ROCK AND ROLL!! We carried AC to the car and these chicks were like MAN he's wasted! and some old fart was like DUDE you better stop his head from bleeding then found the late night boog; just left him in the car, plus we got most of the bleeding to stop. We came out around 4 am and we propped him up and took pictures of him like holding a bong and a tampon!   ;D ;D Then around noon the next day, Flashpants convinced us to take AC to the hospital and we were going over to Spotty and Boochies to pick up some sinse-bud anyway so we took him in to the hospital on the way back and the doctor got all mad and we're like chill dude!  You know, where do you keep the gooooood drugs?  LMAO So anyway, we didn't see AC for a while after that and found out he somehow suffered a major brain hemmorage and was clinically dead for about an hour and now he lives with his mom and is fully paralyzed and can't speak or do a whole lot more than just sit there with a feeding tube and a tee-tee bag b/c I went over there last week and I got him to listen to some of that old rock but he just sort of sat there and didn't move and I was like "remember the good ol days?"

[Erik26]

^^^^^^Heeeeey-ooooooooooooooooh^^^^^^ ;D

[pawpaw]

Here's a story a friend of mine told me. He's an older ski bum/rock enthusiast from Denver...

This one time in the early 70s, we were at Red Rocks for a Jethro Tull concert. We didn't actually have tickets, but back then they'd let you get up on this hill outside of the amphitheatre, and you could hear the concert pretty well. We were all partying up there before the show even started.

Well, I remember this one guy, he had this rag soaked in paint or something, and a big quart sized bottle of beer. He was completely fucked up. He'd smother his nose and mouth with that painty rag, take a big, deep huff, then chase it down with a pull from that big ol' beer bottle. We saw him fall down a few times. We were pretty out of it too, everyone really, but not like that guy.

Well, it was getting past when Tull should've come on, and people were getting restless. There were security/police in the area to keep all the non-ticket holders up on the hill and from crashing the gates. So this guy, the paint rag/quart bottle guy, he's just standing there with the lower half of his face all covered in paint, kind of tottering back and forth and looking down the hill at this scene. He takes one last, deep huff of paint, then takes another pull off the bottle, cocks it back and chucks it down the hill. We all just watched it soar, like it was in slow motion, and saw it fall down the hill through the air and smash into the head of one of the horse mounted poilice officers, knocked him right off his horse.

Well, that set it all off. Tear gas, helicopters. They shut down rock bands from playing at Red Rocks for several years after that!

Dude, sweet story...  ;D

[capt. scotty]

painty rag huffs with quart o' beer chaser  ;D

ah, the youngins just dont know how to rock at a concert anymore!

[jones]

 :-/

http://www.jambase.com/Articles/22604/My-Morning-Jacket-04.30-North-Carolina

[megalicious]

sigh. dudebros.
:(

[DCanaris51]

LA shows don't have this problem. Not with a band like MMJ atleast... You get the weed and some smoke, but that's not much to complain about in the quantities we get it

[manonthemoon]

Like I mentioned before the ATL show was the same way and was disappointing.  But the MPP was awesome, the crowd was totally in to the show and not just there to talk and throw glow sticks.

[deathstick]

Wow, I'm glad that everyone (with the exception of the one drunk guy who was ready to puke) was fantastic at MPP. I think we should all start "show pooling" together, because it was one of the best experiences I've ever had since I started going to shows, and I've seen a LOT of shows. Amazing people, and a phenomenal show!

[johnnYYac]

I'm hoping Easy Way will back me up on this, but I found the Atlanta show to be a highlight.  I had more rudeness and drunken cluelessness in Nashville than in Atlanta.  Maybe we lucked out with where were were "sitting" (don't think I sat the entire night).  Lots of room to dance my ass off without bumping into anyone.  I'm sorry others had a bad time in Atlanta.  Sounds like NC had some issues, and Nashville had some fuckers TRYING to hit YY in the face with glowsticks, which also happened in NC according to the article.  I guess the consolation is that even a bad MMJ concert is a great concert.  Its never that the boys are not bringing it onstage, its just the crowd sometimes contains pricks who thought it was gonna be ____________________ (insert name of band that draws assholes to their shows).

[ynwa]

Wow, I'm glad that everyone (with the exception of the one drunk guy who was ready to puke) was fantastic at MPP. I think we should all start "show pooling" together, because it was one of the best experiences I've ever had since I started going to shows, and I've seen a LOT of shows. Amazing people, and a phenomenal show!

totally.  i don't remember anything negative happening, at least not that i saw or heard.  a girl accidentally spilled half a beer down my arm but she apologized, sincerely, like 3 or 4 times.  a couple of guys eeked into the space just in front of sis and me & were kind enough to oblige my request to swap sides so the taller one wasn't blocking our view.  they were totally into the show too & shared a little something later as well, so it was all good.  and i didn't see 1 single glowstick.

there just seemed to be tons and tons of positive vibes coming from everyone in that place.  the band & the crowd were just feeding off  each other's excitement.  the band fucking rocked for 2 solid hours.  it was a magical night.

[DaFunkyPrecedent]

is this thread for real?  Come on now - this is a Rock & Roll show, not a fuckin' Bon Iver show.  Glowsticks, booze, smoking, sex, laughter, yelling is all apart of the happening.  Stay in back if you don't want in on the fun.  People up front at shows always get rowdy, thats just the way it is and thats the way it will always be.  

Rage against The Machine 07 - I got hit in the face during testify, and I fuckin' liked it.

Pearl Jam - Bonnaroo 08 - the person next to me got so excited during Alive and simply threw his full beer in the air in the middle of the crowd.  I got drenced and fuckin' liked it.

Muse - Coachella 10 - I left with bruises - and I fuckin' liked it.


ROCK AND ROLL!!!!

I hear ya' bro!

Molly Hatchet- 81 - My buddy Aircastle a.k.a. AC (he was an awesome air guitar player, won 4th prize at the Myrtle Beach Air Guitar contest in 79, air guitaring to Flying Turkey Trot) got bashed in the head with a 2x4 by some acid head during the guitar solo on Flirtin' with Disaster. He was OUT COLD for a good hour but his bad luck b/c there was still 45 minutes left in the show. I like so appreicated the guy with the stick and bought him a beer and you know ROCK AND ROLL!! We carried AC to the car and these chicks were like MAN he's wasted! and some old fart was like DUDE you better stop his head from bleeding then found the late night boog; just left him in the car, plus we got most of the bleeding to stop. We came out around 4 am and we propped him up and took pictures of him like holding a bong and a tampon!   ;D ;D Then around noon the next day, Flashpants convinced us to take AC to the hospital and we were going over to Spotty and Boochies to pick up some sinse-bud anyway so we took him in to the hospital on the way back and the doctor got all mad and we're like chill dude!  You know, where do you keep the gooooood drugs?  LMAO So anyway, we didn't see AC for a while after that and found out he somehow suffered a major brain hemmorage and was clinically dead for about an hour and now he lives with his mom and is fully paralyzed and can't speak or do a whole lot more than just sit there with a feeding tube and a tee-tee bag b/c I went over there last week and I got him to listen to some of that old rock but he just sort of sat there and didn't move and I was like "remember the good ol days?"

FUCK YA! I'm glad someone sees eye to eye with me.  That's a fuckin' HARD-CORE story - bad ass to the bone.  Lets party.  

[DaFunkyPrecedent]

is this thread for real?  Come on now - this is a Rock & Roll show, not a fuckin' Bon Iver show.  Glowsticks, booze, smoking, sex, laughter, yelling is all apart of the happening.  Stay in back if you don't want in on the fun.  People up front at shows always get rowdy, thats just the way it is and thats the way it will always be.  

Rage against The Machine 07 - I got hit in the face during testify, and I fuckin' liked it.

Pearl Jam - Bonnaroo 08 - the person next to me got so excited during Alive and simply threw his full beer in the air in the middle of the crowd.  I got drenced and fuckin' liked it.

Muse - Coachella 10 - I left with bruises - and I fuckin' liked it.


ROCK AND ROLL!!!!

I hear ya' bro!

Molly Hatchet- 81 - My buddy Aircastle a.k.a. AC (he was an awesome air guitar player, won 4th prize at the Myrtle Beach Air Guitar contest in 79, air guitaring to Flying Turkey Trot) got bashed in the head with a 2x4 by some acid head during the guitar solo on Flirtin' with Disaster. He was OUT COLD for a good hour but his bad luck b/c there was still 45 minutes left in the show. I like so appreicated the guy with the stick and bought him a beer and you know ROCK AND ROLL!! We carried AC to the car and these chicks were like MAN he's wasted! and some old fart was like DUDE you better stop his head from bleeding then found the late night boog; just left him in the car, plus we got most of the bleeding to stop. We came out around 4 am and we propped him up and took pictures of him like holding a bong and a tampon!   ;D ;D Then around noon the next day, Flashpants convinced us to take AC to the hospital and we were going over to Spotty and Boochies to pick up some sinse-bud anyway so we took him in to the hospital on the way back and the doctor got all mad and we're like chill dude!  You know, where do you keep the gooooood drugs?  LMAO So anyway, we didn't see AC for a while after that and found out he somehow suffered a major brain hemmorage and was clinically dead for about an hour and now he lives with his mom and is fully paralyzed and can't speak or do a whole lot more than just sit there with a feeding tube and a tee-tee bag b/c I went over there last week and I got him to listen to some of that old rock but he just sort of sat there and didn't move and I was like "remember the good ol days?"

FUCK YA! I'm glad someone sees eye to eye with me.  That's a fuckin' HARD-CORE story - bad ass to the bone.  Lets party.  

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

We are entering The Age of the Bro.  Watch the dude in the blue shirt, he hugs every dude he can get his hands on.  We're screwed.

[SmokinShootin]

I have to disagree,  for the most part the fellow MMJ fans at shows are great!  If I ever got pumped at all people would appologize right away and no pushing.  Every other show I go to my wife gets pumbled by people who are drunk, never once at a MMJ show.  I saw a guy smoke a joint at the last show, but It truly wasn't hurtin anybody

and it aint evil if it ain't hurtin anybody.

[capt. scotty]

We are entering The Age of the Bro.  Watch the dude in the blue shirt, he hugs every dude he can get his hands on.  We're screwed.

;D

Smokin - how does one get "pumbled"? Is that when you get pummeled by someone who is stumbling?

[SaraBananaBear]

We are entering The Age of the Bro.  Watch the dude in the blue shirt, he hugs every dude he can get his hands on.  We're screwed.

Woohoo more hugs&love and less glowstick-throwing, I'm all for it!  :D