Current Complaints

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

I won't post picks of the thing I have going on on my lower back from where I presume tags are rubbing. kinda like a scabby bald spot on a plain of fur.

Would you like me to pee on your back ?

um, no. Now if was Neko or Christina Hendricks, I'd have to consider it.

I'll pee in your mouth for 5 dollars.

[mjkoehler]

I won't post picks of the thing I have going on on my lower back from where I presume tags are rubbing. kinda like a scabby bald spot on a plain of fur.

Would you like me to pee on your back ?

um, no. Now if was Neko or Christina Hendricks, I'd have to consider it.

I'll pee in your mouth for 5 dollars.

That's ok. I'd fail my drug tests due to second hand druggery.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

I won't post picks of the thing I have going on on my lower back from where I presume tags are rubbing. kinda like a scabby bald spot on a plain of fur.

Would you like me to pee on your back ?

um, no. Now if was Neko or Christina Hendricks, I'd have to consider it.

I'll pee in your mouth for 5 dollars.

That's ok. I'd fail my drug tests due to second hand druggery.

fine, 2 dollars.

[Bigsky]

I won't post picks of the thing I have going on on my lower back from where I presume tags are rubbing. kinda like a scabby bald spot on a plain of fur.

Would you like me to pee on your back ?

um, no. Now if was Neko or Christina Hendricks, I'd have to consider it.

I'll pee in your mouth for 5 dollars.

That's ok. I'd fail my drug tests due to second hand druggery.

fine, 2 dollars.

Sorry...I couldn't help myself...

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[touchingmept2]

So my girl and her twin sister picked up some puppies off the road back in early June and we(she) decided to keep one. He's a pretty cheerful dog, looks to be part lab. Her parents have been keeping him out at their home in the country since we live in town, he would have more places to go instead of being chained up at our house in town. Last Thursday they came home to a neighbor having him, said he was hit by a car. He had to have surgery on his back hip and his front right leg is in a cast. I've gotta squeeze him so he can go one and two. The tramadol isn't helping him sleep at night( maybe I should share them with him.) The vet is a joke, he looks and speaks like he's on ketamine when we talk to him. I've gotta work in the morning and she can't make grizzly(the pup) go to the one and two. Jesus where art thou?

[woodnymph]

So my girl and her twin sister picked up some puppies off the road back in early June and we(she) decided to keep one. He's a pretty cheerful dog, looks to be part lab. Her parents have been keeping him out at their home in the country since we live in town, he would have more places to go instead of being chained up at our house in town. Last Thursday they came home to a neighbor having him, said he was hit by a car. He had to have surgery on his back hip and his front right leg is in a cast. I've gotta squeeze him so he can go one and two. The tramadol isn't helping him sleep at night( maybe I should share them with him.) The vet is a joke, he looks and speaks like he's on ketamine when we talk to him. I've gotta work in the morning and she can't make grizzly(the pup) go to the one and two. Jesus where art thou?

Oh my goodness I'm so sorry to hear the news  :( I hope things improve for you all very soon!!!!

[touchingmept2]

Thank you for your concern nymph.

[BH]

There's not enough beard in here.

[aMillionDreams]

I got an email telling me I lost the draw for people eligible for purchasing playoffs tickets for the Reds.  :(  There's going to be a second drawing in a few weeks.  Fingers crossed.

[mjkoehler]

Internets are being watched at work. I do get a fair amount of downtime because I work fast so it's a lot of hurry up and wait, so what the hell am I supposed to do now? Wander around and socialize? awww fuck it.

[Penny Lane]

Internets are being watched at work. I do get a fair amount of downtime because I work fast so it's a lot of hurry up and wait, so what the hell am I supposed to do now? Wander around and socialize? awww fuck it.

you should try flirting with your IS/IT guy.
it works double good if he's a large strapping black man and you are a girl with a booty.
if he's not and you're not, i can't help you..

[Tracy 3000]

Internets are being watched at work. I do get a fair amount of downtime because I work fast so it's a lot of hurry up and wait, so what the hell am I supposed to do now? Wander around and socialize? awww fuck it.

you should try flirting with your IS/IT guy.
it works double good if he's a large strapping black man and you are a girl with a booty.
if he's not and you're not, i can't help you..

m's not black and he's not a girl, but oh! Dat booty!   :'(

[mjkoehler]

Internets are being watched at work. I do get a fair amount of downtime because I work fast so it's a lot of hurry up and wait, so what the hell am I supposed to do now? Wander around and socialize? awww fuck it.

you should try flirting with your IS/IT guy.
it works double good if he's a large strapping black man and you are a girl with a booty.
if he's not and you're not, i can't help you..

m's not black and he's not a girl, but oh! Dat booty!   :'(

Hey, I cannot help it I got a sweet ass! "Brothas got a dent in the side of his butt with the promise of power!"

[lil sis]

So I'm in sales and at this time of the year I am pretty much working until I go to bed at night, besides the hour I try to squeeze in for kickoxing and the occasional TV show.  My roomate, who is also in sales, works from home everyday and can pretty much decide her own schedule.

I find it difficult to sleep most nights due to the fact that my brain is always thinking about something work-related.  There are some nights where I rely on Tylenol PM to put me out.  I'm up early every monring for work, while my roomate sleeps until 8:30/9.  Fridays are the only days when I don't have to be up super early, so I enjoy being able to catch a few extra winks.

This morning was not the case.  At 4:45am I'm woken up to noises coming from the kitchen.  Apparently my roomate decided that it was the best time for her to wash all of the dishes she has been letting pile up in that sink as well as clean the rest of the kitchen.  Once I wake up, I'm usually up, and being pissed off on top of that doesn't help me relax.

I finally start falling back asleep as I hear her leaving the apartment, probably to go workout at the fitness center since she is obviously UP.  It's a short sleep as I'm again startled awake at 7:15 as she she is now cleaning the living room when she returns, yelling at her cat, and closing cabinet doors loudly.  It just boggles my mind since I am always the first one up and give her the courtesy of being as quiet as I can be so as to not disturb her.

So needless to say, I'm totally exhausted already.  Oh and in between sleeps I dreamt that she had hidden my "It's gonna be a bright, bright, bright sunshiny day" coffee mug and wouldn't tell me where it was so even my dream wasn't pleasant.

Meh.  >:(

End rant.

[Penny Lane]

So I'm in sales and at this time of the year I am pretty much working until I go to bed at night, besides the hour I try to squeeze in for kickoxing and the occasional TV show.  My roomate, who is also in sales, works from home everyday and can pretty much decide her own schedule.

I find it difficult to sleep most nights due to the fact that my brain is always thinking about something work-related.  There are some nights where I rely on Tylenol PM to put me out.  I'm up early every monring for work, while my roomate sleeps until 8:30/9.  Fridays are the only days when I don't have to be up super early, so I enjoy being able to catch a few extra winks.

This morning was not the case.  At 4:45am I'm woken up to noises coming from the kitchen.  Apparently my roomate decided that it was the best time for her to wash all of the dishes she has been letting pile up in that sink as well as clean the rest of the kitchen.  Once I wake up, I'm usually up, and being pissed off on top of that doesn't help me relax.

I finally start falling back asleep as I hear her leaving the apartment, probably to go workout at the fitness center since she is obviously UP.  It's a short sleep as I'm again startled awake at 7:15 as she she is now cleaning the living room when she returns, yelling at her cat, and closing cabinet doors loudly.  It just boggles my mind since I am always the first one up and give her the courtesy of being as quiet as I can be so as to not disturb her.

So needless to say, I'm totally exhausted already.  Oh and in between sleeps I dreamt that she had hidden my "It's gonna be a bright, bright, bright sunshiny day" coffee mug and wouldn't tell me where it was so even my dream wasn't pleasant.

Meh.  >:(

End rant.

sorry lil sis...
one of the reasons i can't have a roommate
have you tried yoga after work also maybe a shot of wild turkey before bed  ;)

[Jaimoe]

My new jacket has a major design flaw, one that I found out about the hard way. After attending my friend's CD release party last night at a bar in Toronto's Little Portugal, I checked my jacket and couldn't find my house keys. I believe the reason for this was that my fucking new jacket has BIG HOLES in the inner pockets... BY DESIGN! Well, I ended up walking to work from the bar and getting my temporary roommate's keys. Fuck, I went to bed at 3:45 after being up at 5am.

[ALady]

Why can't the cute flirty coffee shop guy just slip his number in the bag with my bagel?

I mean really, is that so much to ask?

Corollary: why do I always go for the coffee shop guy?   :-?

[mjkoehler]

Corollary: why do I always go for the coffee shop guy?   :-?

'cuz he knows how to steam your milk?

[ALady]

I actually don't drink coffee.  I suppose that's the weird part of it.   ;D

[Crispy]

Why can't the cute flirty coffee shop guy just slip his number in the bag with my bagel?

I mean really, is that so much to ask?

Because of what happened the last time, when the cute girl's boyfriend found the cute flirty coffee shop guy's number while eating his bagel.