I need some dude advice. I thought I'd ask the forum fellas, as this site allows me to have more anonymity than social networks. I really appreciate your input here, as the issue at hand is really confusing me.
Here is my question: Do dudes really think about sex 24/7? We lovely ladies are socialized to believe that all men are horndogs/overt nymphos. I realize this is mostly bullmess, but I am still struggling...
It sucks when you have two people in a relationship with different drives. I am pretty much up for sexytimes 24/7, but my man does not feel the same. He says he "just doesn't think about it that much."
Are any of y'all the same way? As you age, do you just want it less?
We've discussed it like adults. It's hard for me, because I interpret the situation to be the result of a flaw of mine-- I'm ugly; I'm fat; I'm unattractive, whatever. I've been assured this is not the case; it's just that we have different, uh, "desires."
I know posting about something like this on an internet forum is pretty lame, but I need advice. Other than this, our relationship is super rad.
Thaks for your replies. If you don't feel like posting a public response, please feel free to PM me.
:-*
I'm going to suggest that if you plan on staying with this guy you should buy a vibrator. And that's all I've got to say about that. :thumbsup:
you have pm
Um. Some of us have sexytime on the brain all the time. Sig others may not and that does indeed suck ass. From personal experience it really sucks so I feel your pain. But.....but there are times when we are just too tired. As in freaking exhausted to the point of you can't even make it to the bed. I do have to say when I dropped all my weight 10 years ago, my libido skyrocketed. When I started marathon running 3 years ago, it jumped even more. I sort of joke that the women in the area should feel lucky that I'm married or I would be hitting on them shamelessly. As it is now, I'm a horrible flirt.
I've said this before, you have nothing to worry about looks wise as you are beautiful.
And toys are good. And fun for both.
Thanks for the replies, y'all. I really appreciate it. I know everyone is different. Having some encouragement helps. :-*
I don't think any two people ever line up exactly the same in that department - as mjk points out, there are lots of factors that can increase/decrease your sex drive over the years. Yay for being able to talk about it and having a great relationship otherwise - that'll take you far!
I don't know... the only time I'm not down with having some sex is just after I had sex and even then...yeah, your bf might be a gay, but not sure. just a heads up. they say ladies sex drives kicks in later in life than men. force it on him, dudes are easy.
Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jan 18, 2012, 10:22 PM
I don't know... the only time I'm not down with having some sex is just after I had sex
;D
You need to take your show on the road, stick! :thumbsup:
I'm not always in the mood. Granted, most of the time I am. As Koehler points out, sometimes I'm just too damn tired. I don't think that it isn't normal to not want it 24/7.
Quote from: Ghosts_on_TV on Jan 19, 2012, 08:44 AM
I don't think that it isn't normal to not want it 24/7.
Wow, triple negative, you just made my head spin! :o
Quote from: Ghosts_on_TV on Jan 19, 2012, 08:44 AMI don't think that it isn't normal to not want it 24/7.
A triple negative? Fully, you want to have your students diagram this sentence, I'd be interested to see it. :D
EDIT - beat me to the punch by one minute, Dylan.
Sex is great, don't get me wrong, but focus on the other 95% of the relationship. I have been married for 12 years now and can say that while sex is a very important component, people spend tireless amounts of time and energy (and judging of self worth) that equates to just a fraction of the relationship (but we are taught it is so crucial). I think for the most part, women and men are "wired" to see sex differently, then we are brainwashed by society and family into our sexual roles which perpetuate some myths (i.e. A woman that sleeps around is a whore while a man exhibiting the same behavior is a stud.) We are a partiarchal society, so us men are in a position to benefit from our faults whereas women suffer (usually) for theirs. It's a bit more complicated than I can go in to here.
Focus on the relationship. See if you 2 can have a good time "for free" without taking your clothes off b/c if you want to be in a serious relationship that will last, once work and then kids come, the relationship is what will make our break things. However, if one wants it all the time and the other one doesn't, that can be a problem.
And TELL HIM these things you are saying here. You need a man whom you can talk to without being ridiculed or marginalized. Us men tend to judge women based on physical attrativeness (to some degree we are wired to do so and society/media shoves in our faces from day 1). Ask for what you need NOW rather than getting into a marriage and finding out it won't work. He may or may not be the one, but it's best to find out BEFORE kids come around.
I say talk to a therpaist b/c most of the issues we have in relationships (and our inability to solve them) stem from unresolved childhood shit, IMO. And by relationships, I also mean the relationship you have with yourself and your environment.
I have been knowing you for a while from a distance here Meg; you're going to be A-OK. :)
Oh, and whenever possible, put on side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV. ;)
Quote from: johnnYYac on Jan 19, 2012, 09:30 AM
Quote from: Ghosts_on_TV on Jan 19, 2012, 08:44 AMI don't think that it isn't normal to not want it 24/7.
A triple negative? Fully, you want to have your students diagram this sentence, I'd be interested to see it. :D
EDIT - beat me to the punch by one minute, Dylan.
Ditto! ha ha...Jeezus, Dave---you're a damn genius
I agree with most of what Tracy said except for the part about sex only being 5% of the relationship. Sex IS important in relationships especially for those of us who thoroughly enjoy it, and not because society said so, because it feels good and is one of the best ways to express love in a relationship. Also, if you're not happy sexually it can affect the other aspects of your relationship. My ex and I were not sexual compatible and now that I've moved on I've found that there are women out there capable of pleasing me and it's great! I have no doubt that love will come to me in time but in the meantime I love to cum!
*Sorry if that last part was a little vulgar, I couldn't pass up that play on words. ;)
EDIT - also don't agree with seeing a therapist. There's nothing wrong with you or him, you're just different.
and whatever you do...don't yell out Sec Walkin! right at the moment....
i've been dumped for that before...
Quote from: johnnYYac on Jan 19, 2012, 09:30 AM
Quote from: Ghosts_on_TV on Jan 19, 2012, 08:44 AMI don't think that it isn't normal to not want it 24/7.
A triple negative? Fully, you want to have your students diagram this sentence, I'd be interested to see it. :D
EDIT - beat me to the punch by one minute, Dylan.
I'm pretty impressed with the use of the triple negative actually. ;)
Also concerning my advice from earlier, even if everything else in your relationship is great except for the mismatched sex drives, you are going to have to do something to work through this. Sometimes men have low testosterone levels. I was talking to a guy who works in the medical industry and he told me that he gets testosterone pellets injected that have not only improved his sex life, but have made him have more energy in all aspects of his life. A dr.'s visit might be in order - if you can get him to go. Some men really hate going to the dr. to talk about things like this. But seriously, even with a great relationship, it is difficult to be the sexually frustrated one in it. You'll either have to find other outlets (yes, that's an ac powered vibrator pun) or find a way to up his desire for sex. Maybe try to hit him up for some lovin' earlier in the day when he isn't as tired. That might also help. Lot's of people are exhausted at night and just aren't in the mood then. Hang in there.
Penny! I'm glad your learning from experience! ;D
Fully---that happened to my brother...he couldn't figure out what was wrong..went to the DR and they told him he had the sex drive/testosterone level of an 80 year old man (he's 36)..they gave him some meds---I guess he's back to normal..(good thing because, like aMD, he's divorced now and apparently getting some pretty regular action ;))
As long as I can impress the ladies. ;D
Wanna bang?
Quote from: Ghosts_on_TV on Jan 19, 2012, 10:07 AM
As long as I can impress the ladies. ;D
Wanna bang?
ha ha..i just sent aMD a text message "we srsly need more sex threads!" ...
also i want TEO and Crazy's input...
Quote from: Penny Lane on Jan 19, 2012, 10:08 AM
Quote from: Ghosts_on_TV on Jan 19, 2012, 10:07 AM
As long as I can impress the ladies. ;D
Wanna bang?
ha ha..i just sent aMD a text message "we srsly need more sex threads!" ...
also i want TEO's and Crazy's input...
If you want it, I can provide it. (More sex threads, I mean) ;)
Quote from: aMillionDreams on Jan 19, 2012, 09:49 AM
I have no doubt that love will come to me in time but in the meantime I love to cum!
"awww, skeet skeet motherfucka" ;D
I love y'all. :-*
Thanks for your insightful replies. We have an open, honest, awesome relationship. We've discussed it at length before, and I am sure things will be OK. We live together and I know the stress of the work week can be a big factor.
I don't really know how to bring up the low testosterone issue without offending him. Any suggestions on that one?
Sometimes I feel like a freak for wanting to bang 24/7. I've been raised to believe that women are supposed to be these dainty, pure creatures-- and I am the antithesis of that. Maybe the problem is ME?
Not sure any of this applies to you but I will have been married for 25 years this May. The sexaul part of our relationship and frequency of the Coitus has changed many times over that span. Sometimes because of job stress, child birth and sometimes just the good ole using it as a weapon to punish your partner to make a point. Sex matters more to me than my wife, unless there is alcohol involved. She can get freaky under the influence ( I don't let her put nothin up my butt ). For me on the other hand when I get buzzed it's like shooting pool with a rope. So Meg , maybe you should get a bottle of wine and some love lube ( the kind that gets warm when you blow on it ) and get funky.
Quote from: Taterbug on Jan 19, 2012, 10:38 AM
( I don't let her put nothin up my butt ).
Before the grammar police crucify you, you might want to reconsider this statement (or not ;))
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Quote from: Taterbug on Jan 19, 2012, 10:38 AM
Not sure any of this applies to you but I will have been married for 25 years this May. The sexaul part of our relationship and frequency of the Coidas has changed many times over that span. Sometimes because of job stress, child birth and sometimes just the good ole using it as a weapon to punish your partner to make a point. Sex matters more to me than my wife, unless there is alcohol involved. She can get freaky under the influence ( I don't let her put nothin up my butt ). For me on the other hand when I get buzzed it's like shooting pool with a rope. So Meg , maybe you should get a bottle of wine and some love lube ( the kind that gets warm when you blow on it ) and get funky.
Yeah, when I'm hammered its pointless to even try, even though I usually do, Haha.
Quote from: Taterbug on Jan 19, 2012, 10:38 AM
Not sure any of this applies to you but I will have been married for 25 years this May. The sexaul part of our relationship and frequency of the Coidas has changed many times over that span. Sometimes because of job stress, child birth and sometimes just the good ole using it as a weapon to punish your partner to make a point. Sex matters more to me than my wife, unless there is alcohol involved. She can get freaky under the influence ( I don't let her put nothin up my butt ). For me on the other hand when I get buzzed it's like shooting pool with a rope. So Meg , maybe you should get a bottle of wine and some love lube ( the kind that gets warm when you blow on it ) and get funky.
"you mean coitus?"
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Sorry to be grammar nazi. Couldn't resist the play on words...
Quote from: Tracy 2112 on Jan 19, 2012, 10:47 AM
Quote from: Taterbug on Jan 19, 2012, 10:38 AM
( I don't let her put nothin up my butt ).
Before the grammar police crucify you, you might want to reconsider this statement (or not ;))
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Thanks Tracy, Let me clarify. EXIT ONLY.
Quote from: Jon T. on Jan 19, 2012, 10:49 AM
"you mean coitus?"
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Johnson?
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Quote from: Taterbug on Jan 19, 2012, 11:12 AM
Thanks Tracy, Let me clarify. EXIT ONLY.
so you're not a fan of the ol rusty trombone, huh? ;D
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rusty+trombone (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rusty+trombone)
Quote from: Jon T. on Jan 19, 2012, 12:32 PM
Quote from: Taterbug on Jan 19, 2012, 11:12 AM
Thanks Tracy, Let me clarify. EXIT ONLY.
so you're not a fan of the ol rusty trombone, huh? ;D
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rusty+trombone (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rusty+trombone)
;D
So you Space Dock then Tater?
Quote from: Ruckus on Jan 19, 2012, 12:37 PM
Quote from: Jon T. on Jan 19, 2012, 12:32 PM
Quote from: Taterbug on Jan 19, 2012, 11:12 AM
Thanks Tracy, Let me clarify. EXIT ONLY.
so you're not a fan of the ol rusty trombone, huh? ;D
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rusty+trombone (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rusty+trombone)
;D
So you Space Dock then Tater?
Ha! You said "Space Dock"!
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 10:26 AM
Sometimes I feel like a freak for wanting to bang 24/7. I've been raised to believe that women are supposed to be these dainty, pure creatures-- and I am the antithesis of that. Maybe the problem is ME?
No, you are normal. That's just a myth made up to keep men secure that their woman isn't out cuckholding them.
Quote from: Ruckus on Jan 19, 2012, 12:37 PM
Quote from: Jon T. on Jan 19, 2012, 12:32 PM
Quote from: Taterbug on Jan 19, 2012, 11:12 AM
Thanks Tracy, Let me clarify. EXIT ONLY.
so you're not a fan of the ol rusty trombone, huh? ;D
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rusty+trombone (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rusty+trombone)
;D
So you Space Dock then Tater?
Ahhhh. I've just regressed 20 years thanks to this thread!
boobies
;D
Oh, and it's not the most important thing, but sexual compatability is pretty damn important, imo.
I never knew what "Space Dock" meant, and I'm still not sure I do. Urban Dictionary went a few different directions with that one, and I'm pretty sure Tater isn't going in any of 'em. ;D
odds of this thread going south before the SOPA thread:
1:1
Quote from: bbill on Jan 19, 2012, 12:59 PM
;D
Oh, and it's not the most important thing, but sexual compatability is pretty damn important, imo.
I never knew what "Space Dock" meant, and I'm still not sure I do. Urban Dictionary went a few different directions with that one, and I'm pretty sure Tater isn't going in any of 'em. ;D
I'm afaid to Google "Space Dock" while I'm at work. I'm not into any of that weird stuff,
No Cleveland steamers, rusty trombones, Angry Dragons, Hot carls, and absolutely NO Snoodling.
Quote from: Fully on Jan 19, 2012, 12:43 PM
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 10:26 AM
Sometimes I feel like a freak for wanting to bang 24/7. I've been raised to believe that women are supposed to be these dainty, pure creatures-- and I am the antithesis of that. Maybe the problem is ME?
No, you are normal. That's just a myth made up to keep men secure that their woman isn't out cuckholding them.
That makes me feel better. We're all socialized to think that women aren't
supposed to be aggressive; we're not supposed to be the ones who initiate. I think that has a lot to do with my issue, really.
Quote from: aMillionDreams on Jan 19, 2012, 09:49 AM
EDIT - also don't agree with seeing a therapist. There's nothing wrong with you or him, you're just different.
::) ::) ::) Seeing a therapist doesn't mean there's anything "wrong with you". It could just mean that you perceive a problem in your life and need help working through it. A therapist can help you discern what the core issue is and provide feedback on different ways to approach it.
We do need a generalized sex/love/relationships thread ;D
Quote from: Taterbug on Jan 19, 2012, 01:22 PM
Quote from: bbill on Jan 19, 2012, 12:59 PM
;D
Oh, and it's not the most important thing, but sexual compatability is pretty damn important, imo.
I never knew what "Space Dock" meant, and I'm still not sure I do. Urban Dictionary went a few different directions with that one, and I'm pretty sure Tater isn't going in any of 'em. ;D
I'm afaid to Google "Space Dock" while I'm at work. I'm not into any of that weird stuff,
No Cleveland steamers, rusty trombones, Angry Dragons, Hot carls, and absolutely NO Snoodling.
No chicken cutlet, either? What the shit, Tater! I've seen your wife, she's super hot..it's never too late to try new things (then report back immediately) ;)
Quote from: Penny Lane on Jan 19, 2012, 01:39 PM
Quote from: Taterbug on Jan 19, 2012, 01:22 PM
Quote from: bbill on Jan 19, 2012, 12:59 PM
;D
Oh, and it's not the most important thing, but sexual compatability is pretty damn important, imo.
I never knew what "Space Dock" meant, and I'm still not sure I do. Urban Dictionary went a few different directions with that one, and I'm pretty sure Tater isn't going in any of 'em. ;D
I'm afaid to Google "Space Dock" while I'm at work. I'm not into any of that weird stuff,
No Cleveland steamers, rusty trombones, Angry Dragons, Hot carls, and absolutely NO Snoodling.
No chicken cutlet, either? What the shit, Tater! I've seen your wife, she's super hot..it's never too late to try new things (then report back immediately) ;)
I feel like I need to make a blumpkin reference here...
Quote from: Penny Lane on Jan 19, 2012, 09:51 AM
and whatever you do...don't yell out Sec Walkin! right at the moment....
i've been dumped for that before...
I love you. ;D
Quote from: Penny Lane on Jan 19, 2012, 01:39 PM
Quote from: Taterbug on Jan 19, 2012, 01:22 PM
Quote from: bbill on Jan 19, 2012, 12:59 PM
;D
Oh, and it's not the most important thing, but sexual compatability is pretty damn important, imo.
I never knew what "Space Dock" meant, and I'm still not sure I do. Urban Dictionary went a few different directions with that one, and I'm pretty sure Tater isn't going in any of 'em. ;D
I'm afaid to Google "Space Dock" while I'm at work. I'm not into any of that weird stuff,
No Cleveland steamers, rusty trombones, Angry Dragons, Hot carls, and absolutely NO Snoodling.
No chicken cutlet, either? What the shit, Tater! I've seen your wife, she's super hot..it's never too late to try new things (then report back immediately) ;)
Thanks Penny, I am pretty damn lucky. She gets more beautiful every day. My brother and my friends tell me I'm out way over my skis and she is to good looking for me.
As for the chicken cutlet, that must be an east coast thing. Not sure it will fly in the midwest.
Pfffft, I can confirm you guys are a fiiiiine lookin' couple. :thumbsup:
Quote from: Taterbug on Jan 19, 2012, 01:22 PM
Quote from: bbill on Jan 19, 2012, 12:59 PM
;D
Oh, and it's not the most important thing, but sexual compatability is pretty damn important, imo.
I never knew what "Space Dock" meant, and I'm still not sure I do. Urban Dictionary went a few different directions with that one, and I'm pretty sure Tater isn't going in any of 'em. ;D
I'm afaid to Google "Space Dock" while I'm at work. I'm not into any of that weird stuff,
No Cleveland steamers, rusty trombones, Angry Dragons, Hot carls, and absolutely NO Snoodling.
I look at "Space Dock" as the equivelent of refueling an airplane midflight. Just get the visual in your mind and perhaps you can open your loading dock tonight ;D ;)
Quote from: Penny Lane on Jan 19, 2012, 09:51 AM
and whatever you do...don't yell out Sec Walkin! right at the moment....
i've been dumped for that before...
Life lessons learned here at the MMJ board.
Just in case anyone needs a handy flowchart:
(http://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/1071cbCOMIC-sex-act-flow-chart.jpg)
Lord, I AM going to hell!
;D
Quote from: Fully on Jan 19, 2012, 01:57 PM
Quote from: Taterbug on Jan 19, 2012, 01:22 PM
Quote from: bbill on Jan 19, 2012, 12:59 PM
;D
Oh, and it's not the most important thing, but sexual compatability is pretty damn important, imo.
I never knew what "Space Dock" meant, and I'm still not sure I do. Urban Dictionary went a few different directions with that one, and I'm pretty sure Tater isn't going in any of 'em. ;D
I'm afaid to Google "Space Dock" while I'm at work. I'm not into any of that weird stuff,
No Cleveland steamers, rusty trombones, Angry Dragons, Hot carls, and absolutely NO Snoodling.
I look at "Space Dock" as the equivelent of refueling an airplane midflight. Just get the visual in your mind and perhaps you can open your loading dock tonight ;D ;)
OK, I googled it. That is one of the sickest things EVER and I just ate a burrito off the roach coach.
Thanks ALady , Your a looker yourself.
Quote from: Taterbug on Jan 19, 2012, 02:11 PM
Quote from: Fully on Jan 19, 2012, 01:57 PM
Quote from: Taterbug on Jan 19, 2012, 01:22 PM
Quote from: bbill on Jan 19, 2012, 12:59 PM
;D
Oh, and it's not the most important thing, but sexual compatability is pretty damn important, imo.
I never knew what "Space Dock" meant, and I'm still not sure I do. Urban Dictionary went a few different directions with that one, and I'm pretty sure Tater isn't going in any of 'em. ;D
I'm afaid to Google "Space Dock" while I'm at work. I'm not into any of that weird stuff,
No Cleveland steamers, rusty trombones, Angry Dragons, Hot carls, and absolutely NO Snoodling.
I look at "Space Dock" as the equivelent of refueling an airplane midflight. Just get the visual in your mind and perhaps you can open your loading dock tonight ;D ;)
OK, I googled it. That is one of the sickest things EVER and I just a burrito off the roach coach.
Thanks ALady :)
Hey, if you really want to be grossed out, check out the "Alabama Hot Pocket."
Im partial to the David Blaine myself.
Quote from: Ghosts_on_TV on Jan 19, 2012, 02:14 PM
Im partial to the David Blaine myself.
That is a good one.
While we're on the subject. Wait, what subject are we on?
Check this out from Jeopardy. Classic. Whoever wrote this question HAD to have had this in mind...
Man Guesses 'Donkey Punch' on 'Jeopardy!' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaBDA9Gj-C8#ws)
Other questions:
Do dudes dig it when chicks talk dirty?
Should I try "dressing up" more? I know walking around the house in my old t's and a pair of panties ain't all that sexy.
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 02:13 PM
Quote from: Taterbug on Jan 19, 2012, 02:11 PM
Quote from: Fully on Jan 19, 2012, 01:57 PM
Quote from: Taterbug on Jan 19, 2012, 01:22 PM
Quote from: bbill on Jan 19, 2012, 12:59 PM
;D
Oh, and it's not the most important thing, but sexual compatability is pretty damn important, imo.
I never knew what "Space Dock" meant, and I'm still not sure I do. Urban Dictionary went a few different directions with that one, and I'm pretty sure Tater isn't going in any of 'em. ;D
I'm afaid to Google "Space Dock" while I'm at work. I'm not into any of that weird stuff,
No Cleveland steamers, rusty trombones, Angry Dragons, Hot carls, and absolutely NO Snoodling.
I look at "Space Dock" as the equivelent of refueling an airplane midflight. Just get the visual in your mind and perhaps you can open your loading dock tonight ;D ;)
OK, I googled it. That is one of the sickest things EVER and I just a burrito off the roach coach.
Thanks ALady :)
Hey, if you really want to be grossed out, check out the "Alabama Hot Pocket."
I think I'm gonna punt on the " Alabama Hot pocket ". It sounds like it might involve poo.
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Quote from: Jon T. on Jan 19, 2012, 02:19 PM
Quote from: Ghosts_on_TV on Jan 19, 2012, 02:14 PM
Im partial to the David Blaine myself.
That is a good one.
While we're on the subject. Wait, what subject are we on?
Check this out from Jeopardy. Classic. Whoever wrote this question HAD to have had this in mind...
Man Guesses 'Donkey Punch' on 'Jeopardy!' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaBDA9Gj-C8#ws)
Never saw this before. I'm still laughing! Classic! ;D ;D ;D
))<>((
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 02:19 PM
Other questions:
Do dudes dig it when chicks talk dirty?
Should I try "dressing up" more? I know walking around the house in my old t's and a pair of panties ain't all that sexy.
Yes and yes.
Going to Catholic schools just about my whole life, and growing up across the street from an all girls Catholic High school, there's just something about a pleated skirt and knee high socks...... ;)
Quote from: ALady on Jan 19, 2012, 01:39 PM
Quote from: aMillionDreams on Jan 19, 2012, 09:49 AM
EDIT - also don't agree with seeing a therapist. There's nothing wrong with you or him, you're just different.
::) ::) ::) Seeing a therapist doesn't mean there's anything "wrong with you". It could just mean that you perceive a problem in your life and need help working through it. A therapist can help you discern what the core issue is and provide feedback on different ways to approach it.
We do need a generalized sex/love/relationships thread ;D
Okay, I hate to bring this thread back on its rails but I have to address this.
Tracy suggested to see a therapist because most sexual problems are related to childhood issues. The word issues suggest that there is an issue or a problem. Plus, why would someone seek the council of a therapist unless they thought there was a problem or issue to address. Wanting to have sex is not an issue unless the person you're committed to isn't interested, no need to seek a therapist, maybe a new boyfriend but not someone to talk to other than friends which is what Meg is doing.
Didn't mean to offend you, Alady, but tell your therapist I said hi. ;)
Giddy up--i cannot WAIT to get home and look up space dock and alabama hot pocket!
Quote from: Penny Lane on Jan 19, 2012, 03:21 PM
Giddy up--i cannot WAIT to get home and look up space dock and alabama hot pocket!
;D
You know what has always cracked me up?
Cosmopolitan's sex position names. They're so stupid. It's as if they arbitrarily pick names.
Arc De Triomph? Are you kidding me?
;D
Quote from: aMillionDreams on Jan 19, 2012, 03:16 PM
Quote from: ALady on Jan 19, 2012, 01:39 PM
Quote from: aMillionDreams on Jan 19, 2012, 09:49 AM
EDIT - also don't agree with seeing a therapist. There's nothing wrong with you or him, you're just different.
::) ::) ::) Seeing a therapist doesn't mean there's anything "wrong with you". It could just mean that you perceive a problem in your life and need help working through it. A therapist can help you discern what the core issue is and provide feedback on different ways to approach it.
We do need a generalized sex/love/relationships thread ;D
Okay, I hate to bring this thread back on its rails but I have to address this.
Tracy suggested to see a therapist because most sexual problems are related to childhood issues. The word issues suggest that there is an issue or a problem. Plus, why would someone seek the council of a therapist unless they thought there was a problem or issue to address. Wanting to have sex is not an issue unless the person you're committed to isn't interested, no need to seek a therapist, maybe a new boyfriend but not someone to talk to other than friends which is what Meg is doing.
Didn't mean to offend you, Alady, but tell your therapist I said hi. ;)
A new boyfriend? Sounded to me like meg likes her boyfriend just fine, aside from this one issue, which happens to be something that a neutral third party like a therapist can help you figure out. There is nothing wrong with seeking out help; friends can be biased and they don't always have all the answers.
And yes, I do have a therapist. Real classy trying to shame me for it :thumbsup:
meg, I apologize for disrupting your thread. Going to go get an Alabama Hot Pocket now. ;)
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 02:19 PM
Other questions:
Do dudes dig it when chicks talk dirty?
Should I try "dressing up" more? I know walking around the house in my old t's and a pair of panties ain't all that sexy.
The question should be, "do you dig it when you talk dirty or dress up?" If it gets your motor running, then it should get his in fifth gear. Unless your into some really weird stuff, hot pocket.
ALL Jacket forum members are sex freaks. I don't have hard evidence, I just know it to be true. And that's all I will say about that. :bath:
PS-good luck Meg, hope he comes around ;)
Quote from: Fully on Jan 19, 2012, 03:38 PM
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 02:19 PM
Other questions:
Do dudes dig it when chicks talk dirty?
Should I try "dressing up" more? I know walking around the house in my old t's and a pair of panties ain't all that sexy.
The question should be, "do you dig it when you talk dirty or dress up?" If it gets your motor running, then it should get his in fifth gear. Unless your into some really weird stuff, hot pocket.
I'm not Hot Pocket wierd, but I do love me some kink.
;)
Also, probably not a good idea to tell him that the entire forum has discussed this issue. Even though it's obvious we all just wanted to talk about sex.
Quote from: Fully on Jan 19, 2012, 03:49 PM
Also, probably not a good idea to tell him that the entire forum has discussed this issue. Even though it's obvious we all just wanted to talk about sex.
Fo sho. That shall not be discussed.
:-X
we should just rename this the sexytimes thread.
Quote from: Fully on Jan 19, 2012, 03:49 PM
Even though it's obvious we all just wanted to talk about sex.
;D It doesn't take much, does it.
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 03:47 PM
Quote from: Fully on Jan 19, 2012, 03:38 PM
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 02:19 PM
Other questions:
Do dudes dig it when chicks talk dirty?
Should I try "dressing up" more? I know walking around the house in my old t's and a pair of panties ain't all that sexy.
The question should be, "do you dig it when you talk dirty or dress up?" If it gets your motor running, then it should get his in fifth gear. Unless your into some really weird stuff, hot pocket.
I'm not Hot Pocket wierd, but I do love me some kink.
;)
I like being playfully nasty, crossing the line, but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.
signature worthy..
and tell that to THIS guy:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/10/Bundesarchiv_Bild_183-S33882,_Adolf_Hitler_retouched.jpg/200px-Bundesarchiv_Bild_183-S33882,_Adolf_Hitler_retouched.jpg)
Quote from: Penny Lane on Jan 19, 2012, 04:48 PM
signature worthy..
;D
Oooh, urinary tract infection. Sexy!
I'm kinda glad I stayed away all day. This might be the greatest thread ever.
This explains it all. I miss these guys.
Bob and Tom "Cleveland Steamer" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_DEp1lz0CM#)
titties
The Great Blumpkin, Charlie Brown..
OMG I'll stop! Don't ban me...
Quote from: bbill on Jan 19, 2012, 04:42 PM
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 03:47 PM
Quote from: Fully on Jan 19, 2012, 03:38 PM
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 02:19 PM
Other questions:
Do dudes dig it when chicks talk dirty?
Should I try "dressing up" more? I know walking around the house in my old t's and a pair of panties ain't all that sexy.
The question should be, "do you dig it when you talk dirty or dress up?" If it gets your motor running, then it should get his in fifth gear. Unless your into some really weird stuff, hot pocket.
I'm not Hot Pocket wierd, but I do love me some kink.
;)
I like being playfully nasty, crossing the line, but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.
Yeah. Poop is gross.
Way gross. Didn't mean to imply I'm that kind of gal.
I'm more into light kink: dirty talk, smacking each other around, hair-pulling, etc.
Quote from: Penny Lane on Jan 19, 2012, 05:00 PM
The Great Blumpkin, Charlie Brown..
OMG I'll stop! Don't ban me...
Kentucky Fried Blumpkin?
:o
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 05:01 PM
Quote from: Penny Lane on Jan 19, 2012, 05:00 PM
The Great Blumpkin, Charlie Brown..
OMG I'll stop! Don't ban me...
Kentucky Fried Blumpkin?
:o
it's actually KFCC (Kentucky Fried Chicken Cutlet) and that is a beach activity...that might get him in the mood...
Quote from: aMillionDreams on Jan 19, 2012, 03:16 PM
Okay, I hate to bring this thread back on its rails but I have to address this.
Tracy suggested to see a therapist because most sexual problems are related to childhood issues. The word issues suggest that there is an issue or a problem. Plus, why would someone seek the council of a therapist unless they thought there was a problem or issue to address. Wanting to have sex is not an issue unless the person you're committed to isn't interested, no need to seek a therapist, maybe a new boyfriend but not someone to talk to other than friends which is what Meg is doing.
Didn't mean to offend you, Alady, but tell your therapist I said hi. ;)
Ok, if you're going to "quote" me and disagree with me, at
least QUOTE ME CORRECTLY. What I said> I say talk to a therpaist b/c most of the issues we have in
relationships (and our inability to solve them) stem from unresolved childhood shit, IMO. And by
relationships, I also mean the
relationship you have with yourself and your environment.
I didn't say "most sexual problems" I said
RELATIONSHIPS.
R E L A T I O N S H I P S.Hell, I didn't even say therapist, I said THERPAIST! And who doesn't need a good therpaist? ;D
carry on
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 05:00 PM
Quote from: bbill on Jan 19, 2012, 04:42 PM
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 03:47 PM
Quote from: Fully on Jan 19, 2012, 03:38 PM
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 02:19 PM
Other questions:
Do dudes dig it when chicks talk dirty?
Should I try "dressing up" more? I know walking around the house in my old t's and a pair of panties ain't all that sexy.
The question should be, "do you dig it when you talk dirty or dress up?" If it gets your motor running, then it should get his in fifth gear. Unless your into some really weird stuff, hot pocket.
I'm not Hot Pocket wierd, but I do love me some kink.
;)
I like being playfully nasty, crossing the line, but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.
Yeah. Poop is gross. Way gross. Didn't mean to imply I'm that kind of gal.
I'm more into light kink: dirty talk, smacking each other around, hair-pulling, etc.
;D I didn't think you were
that kind of girl, was just weighing in on poop.
Quote from: Tracy 2112 on Jan 19, 2012, 05:15 PM
Quote from: aMillionDreams on Jan 19, 2012, 03:16 PM
Okay, I hate to bring this thread back on its rails but I have to address this.
Tracy suggested to see a therapist because most sexual problems are related to childhood issues. The word issues suggest that there is an issue or a problem. Plus, why would someone seek the council of a therapist unless they thought there was a problem or issue to address. Wanting to have sex is not an issue unless the person you're committed to isn't interested, no need to seek a therapist, maybe a new boyfriend but not someone to talk to other than friends which is what Meg is doing.
Didn't mean to offend you, Alady, but tell your therapist I said hi. ;)
Ok, if you're going to "quote" me and disagree with me, at least QUOTE ME CORRECTLY. What I said> I say talk to a therpaist b/c most of the issues we have in relationships (and our inability to solve them) stem from unresolved childhood shit, IMO. And by relationships, I also mean the relationship you have with yourself and your environment.
I didn't say "most sexual problems" I said RELATIONSHIPS.
R E L A T I O N S H I P S.
Hell, I didn't even say therapist, I said THERPAIST! And who doesn't need a good therpaist? ;D
carry on
Ok, now I'm offended. I only go to my therepaist when I've had a hot pocket. Thanks for shaming
ME, Tracy!. ;D
I just want to feel sexy/attractive again.
:(
edit: or arrange for me to make out with christina hendricks.
Quote from: Fully on Jan 19, 2012, 05:29 PM
Quote from: Tracy 2112 on Jan 19, 2012, 05:15 PM
Quote from: aMillionDreams on Jan 19, 2012, 03:16 PM
Okay, I hate to bring this thread back on its rails but I have to address this.
Tracy suggested to see a therapist because most sexual problems are related to childhood issues. The word issues suggest that there is an issue or a problem. Plus, why would someone seek the council of a therapist unless they thought there was a problem or issue to address. Wanting to have sex is not an issue unless the person you're committed to isn't interested, no need to seek a therapist, maybe a new boyfriend but not someone to talk to other than friends which is what Meg is doing.
Didn't mean to offend you, Alady, but tell your therapist I said hi. ;)
Ok, if you're going to "quote" me and disagree with me, at least QUOTE ME CORRECTLY. What I said> I say talk to a therpaist b/c most of the issues we have in relationships (and our inability to solve them) stem from unresolved childhood shit, IMO. And by relationships, I also mean the relationship you have with yourself and your environment.
I didn't say "most sexual problems" I said RELATIONSHIPS.
R E L A T I O N S H I P S.
Hell, I didn't even say therapist, I said THERPAIST! And who doesn't need a good therpaist? ;D
carry on
Ok, now I'm offended. I only go to my therepaist when I've had a hot pocket. Thanks for shaming ME, Tracy!. ;D
That'll be $125. Same time next week?
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 05:30 PM
I just want to feel sexy/attractive again.
:(
Your brain is your most powerful sexual organ. Start fantasizing and you will feel sexy.
Also, one time I had a boyfriend who was not interested in sex. I felt so unattractive. Then I had a short term fling with a guy I'd flirted with and been friends with for years. It was amazing how eye-opening it was to realize it wasn't me that was the problem. I later found out he was gay. (Not that I'm suggesting your boyfriend is gay although apparentlly Sticky is.)
And Tracy, I've paypal-ed the $125, but next week I expect you to put out for that kind of blunt.
Quote from: Fully on Jan 19, 2012, 05:35 PM
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 05:30 PM
I just want to feel sexy/attractive again.
:(
Your brain is your most powerful sexual organ. Start fantasizing and you will feel sexy.
Also, one time I had a boyfriend who was not interested in sex. I felt so unattractive. Then I had a short term fling with a guy I'd flirted with and been friends with for years. It was amazing how eye-opening it was to realize it wasn't me that was the problem. I later found out he was gay. (Not that I'm suggesting your boyfriend is gay although apparentlly Sticky is.)
And Tracy, I've paypal-ed the $125, but next week I expect you to put out for that kind of blunt.
So, wait...Sticky's gay?
Quote from: mjk73 on Jan 19, 2012, 04:54 PM
I'm kinda glad I stayed away all day. This might be the greatest thread ever.
Quote from: bbill on Jan 19, 2012, 05:44 PM
Quote from: Fully on Jan 19, 2012, 05:35 PM
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 05:30 PM
I just want to feel sexy/attractive again.
:(
Your brain is your most powerful sexual organ. Start fantasizing and you will feel sexy.
Also, one time I had a boyfriend who was not interested in sex. I felt so unattractive. Then I had a short term fling with a guy I'd flirted with and been friends with for years. It was amazing how eye-opening it was to realize it wasn't me that was the problem. I later found out he was gay. (Not that I'm suggesting your boyfriend is gay although apparentlly Sticky is.)
And Tracy, I've paypal-ed the $125, but next week I expect you to put out for that kind of blunt.
So, wait...Sticky's gay?
the plot thickens...
(http://www.isadore-gallery.com/ArtistPages/Halpern/Contemplation.jpg)
Quote from: bbill on Jan 19, 2012, 05:23 PM
;D I didn't think you were that kind of girl, was just weighing in on poop.
speaking of weighing in on poop....every weigh yourself on the bathroom scale before and after, just to check the weight. Good times.
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 05:30 PM
I just want to feel sexy/attractive again.
:(
edit: or arrange for me to make out with christina hendricks.
Meg, I'm too busy cramming my tongue (and other things) down her throat. However, I'd be happy with sloppy seconds from her. So I guess you can go first.
Quote from: walterfredo on Jan 19, 2012, 05:56 PM
Quote from: bbill on Jan 19, 2012, 05:23 PM
;D I didn't think you were that kind of girl, was just weighing in on poop.
speaking of weighing in on poop....every weigh yourself on the bathroom scale before and after, just to check the weight. Good times.
Yes. Used to have to when I wrestled as a kid.
Quote from: mjk73 on Jan 19, 2012, 06:56 PM
Quote from: walterfredo on Jan 19, 2012, 05:56 PM
Quote from: bbill on Jan 19, 2012, 05:23 PM
;D I didn't think you were that kind of girl, was just weighing in on poop.
speaking of weighing in on poop....every weigh yourself on the bathroom scale before and after, just to check the weight. Good times.
Yes. Used to have to when I wrestled as a kid.
How the fuck did we go from sexy talk to weighing your freakin' poop? You guys are into some weird shit, man (said in my best Tommy Chong voice).
Oh, Christina. Maybe I should just start living out my sexy lady fantasies.
Any other advice?
You do strange things as a kid Fully. At least boys do. It's it's brown, flush it down I say.
yes Meg, you should.
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 07:18 PM
Oh, Christina. Maybe I should just start living out my sexy lady fantasies.
Any other advice?
Do you have a sex shop in town? Go there together and browse. Be playful, but also take it seriously too. Figure out a few items to get that would turn you both on, then, ya know, go home and use 'em. Oh, but buy them first.
What are some ways to boost your confidence? I feel like I lost my hotness, and I must get it back.
Quote from: bbill on Jan 19, 2012, 07:25 PM
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 07:18 PM
Oh, Christina. Maybe I should just start living out my sexy lady fantasies.
Any other advice?
Do you have a sex shop in town? Go there together and browse. Be playful, but also take it seriously too. Figure out a few items to get that would turn you both on, then, ya know, go home and use 'em. Oh, but buy them first.
I live in Alabama, so... not really. I need to order some stuff online. Toys are fun.
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Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 07:27 PM
Quote from: bbill on Jan 19, 2012, 07:25 PM
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 07:18 PM
Oh, Christina. Maybe I should just start living out my sexy lady fantasies.
Any other advice?
I live in Alabama, so... not really. I need to order some stuff online. Toys are fun.
Sent from my MB520 using Tapatalk
I've been to Pleasures in Huntsville. I'm pretty sure they have sex shops in Birmingham. I'll drive down and we'll go together. Also, I've seen you in person although you didn't know me and I didn't know it was you until later. You're pretty cute. (I'm not hitting on you. I prefer the cock.)
Do you have a sex shop in town? Go there together and browse. Be playful, but also take it seriously too. Figure out a few items to get that would turn you both on, then, ya know, go home and use 'em. Oh, but buy them first.
Quote from: walterfredo on Jan 19, 2012, 05:56 PM
Quote from: bbill on Jan 19, 2012, 05:23 PM
;D I didn't think you were that kind of girl, was just weighing in on poop.
speaking of weighing in on poop....every weigh yourself on the bathroom scale before and after, just to check the weight. Good times.
there was an episode of CSI where the models had body dysmorphia and weighed their poop and vomit to make sure the intake was the same as the outtake..there was a name for that specific disorder...i can't find it..
and OMFG--i just looked up Alabama Hot Pocket...Fully, you and Tracy's therapist is into some sick sh*t..i mean is that even anatomically possible?
Quote from: bbill on Jan 19, 2012, 05:44 PM
Quote from: Fully on Jan 19, 2012, 05:35 PM
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 05:30 PM
I just want to feel sexy/attractive again.
:(
Your brain is your most powerful sexual organ. Start fantasizing and you will feel sexy.
Also, one time I had a boyfriend who was not interested in sex. I felt so unattractive. Then I had a short term fling with a guy I'd flirted with and been friends with for years. It was amazing how eye-opening it was to realize it wasn't me that was the problem. I later found out he was gay. (Not that I'm suggesting your boyfriend is gay although apparentlly Sticky is.)
And Tracy, I've paypal-ed the $125, but next week I expect you to put out for that kind of blunt.
So, wait...Sticky's gay?
I'm not a fuckin gay. jesus. I love performing cunnilingus, playing with boobs, and boning vaginas. a fine booty never hurts either.
dudes are simple. one word. BJ. it's the way to every mans heart. you know what's better than sitting around watching tv? sitting around watching tv while having my dick sucked.
I think the key for any chick to realize is that if she can provoke a boner out of a dude it's on, a real man won't let a solid boner go to waste.
Quote from: Fully on Jan 19, 2012, 07:44 PM
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 07:27 PM
Quote from: bbill on Jan 19, 2012, 07:25 PM
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 07:18 PM
Oh, Christina. Maybe I should just start living out my sexy lady fantasies.
Any other advice?
Do you have a sex shop in town? Go there together and browse. Be playful, but also take it seriously too. Figure out a few items to get that would turn you both on, then, ya know, go home and use 'em. Oh, but buy them first.
I live in Alabama, so... not really. I need to order some stuff online. Toys are fun.
Sent from my MB520 using Tapatalk
I've been to Pleasures in Huntsville. I'm pretty sure they have sex shops in Birmingham. I'll drive down and we'll go together. Also, I've seen you in person although you didn't know me and I didn't know it was you until later. You're pretty cute. (I'm not hitting on you. I prefer the cock.)
I fixed the quotes for you there, Fully. You made it look like I've been to Pleasures in Huntsville and I prefer the cock.
Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jan 19, 2012, 08:00 PM
Quote from: bbill on Jan 19, 2012, 05:44 PM
Quote from: Fully on Jan 19, 2012, 05:35 PM
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 05:30 PM
I just want to feel sexy/attractive again.
:(
Your brain is your most powerful sexual organ. Start fantasizing and you will feel sexy.
Also, one time I had a boyfriend who was not interested in sex. I felt so unattractive. Then I had a short term fling with a guy I'd flirted with and been friends with for years. It was amazing how eye-opening it was to realize it wasn't me that was the problem. I later found out he was gay. (Not that I'm suggesting your boyfriend is gay although apparentlly Sticky is.)
And Tracy, I've paypal-ed the $125, but next week I expect you to put out for that kind of blunt.
So, wait...Sticky's gay?
I'm not a fuckin gay. jesus. I love performing cunnilingus, playing with boobs, and boning vaginas. a fine booty never hurts either.
dudes are simple. one word. BJ. it's the way to every mans heart. you know what's better than sitting around watching tv? sitting around watching tv while having my dick sucked.
I think the key for any chick to realize is that if she can provoke a boner out of a dude it's on, a real man won't let a solid boner go to waste.
But you know what really sucks, Mr. Boner, is when a woman tries to get her man to have sex with her and he won't. That's when our confidence goes way down and we start to wonder what's wrong with us.
True, true, Sticky. I shall never underestimate the power of the beej. I enjoy it. Probably too much... god, I am kind of a freak, aren't I? ;)
Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jan 19, 2012, 08:00 PM
Quote from: bbill on Jan 19, 2012, 05:44 PM
Quote from: Fully on Jan 19, 2012, 05:35 PM
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 05:30 PM
I just want to feel sexy/attractive again.
:(
Your brain is your most powerful sexual organ. Start fantasizing and you will feel sexy.
Also, one time I had a boyfriend who was not interested in sex. I felt so unattractive. Then I had a short term fling with a guy I'd flirted with and been friends with for years. It was amazing how eye-opening it was to realize it wasn't me that was the problem. I later found out he was gay. (Not that I'm suggesting your boyfriend is gay although apparentlly Sticky is.)
And Tracy, I've paypal-ed the $125, but next week I expect you to put out for that kind of blunt.
So, wait...Sticky's gay?
I'm not a fuckin gay. jesus. I love performing cunnilingus, playing with boobs, and boning vaginas. a fine booty never hurts either.
dudes are simple. one word. BJ. it's the way to every mans heart. you know what's better than sitting around watching tv? sitting around watching tv while having my dick sucked.
I think the key for any chick to realize is that if she can provoke a boner out of a dude it's on, a real man won't let a solid boner go to waste.
;D I was just being a clown, dude. We all know you're the baddest, pussy-lovin' young buck up in here.
Thanks, Fully. I'd much rather hit up a store in Bham. All we have in T-Town is a creepy place called Fantasyland.
im laughing over here
Quote from: Penny Lane on Jan 19, 2012, 07:57 PM
Quote from: walterfredo on Jan 19, 2012, 05:56 PM
Quote from: bbill on Jan 19, 2012, 05:23 PM
;D I didn't think you were that kind of girl, was just weighing in on poop.
speaking of weighing in on poop....every weigh yourself on the bathroom scale before and after, just to check the weight. Good times.
there was an episode of CSI where the models had body dysmorphia and weighed their poop and vomit to make sure the intake was the same as the outtake..there was a name for that specific disorder...i can't find it..
and OMFG--i just looked up Alabama Hot Pocket...Fully, you and Tracy's therapist is into some sick sh*t..i mean is that even anatomically possible?
Speaking of weighing in on poop...have you ladies ever weighed yourselves before and after being space docked or having your hot pocket stuffed? Bad times
Ruckus, now that I know what those things are... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!
Quote from: Ruckus on Jan 19, 2012, 08:11 PM
Quote from: Penny Lane on Jan 19, 2012, 07:57 PM
Quote from: walterfredo on Jan 19, 2012, 05:56 PM
Quote from: bbill on Jan 19, 2012, 05:23 PM
;D I didn't think you were that kind of girl, was just weighing in on poop.
speaking of weighing in on poop....every weigh yourself on the bathroom scale before and after, just to check the weight. Good times.
there was an episode of CSI where the models had body dysmorphia and weighed their poop and vomit to make sure the intake was the same as the outtake..there was a name for that specific disorder...i can't find it..
and OMFG--i just looked up Alabama Hot Pocket...Fully, you and Tracy's therapist is into some sick sh*t..i mean is that even anatomically possible?
Speaking of weighing in on poop...have you ladies ever weighed yourselves before and after being space docked or having your hot pocket stuffed? Bad times
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=space+dock (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=space+dock)
ruckus--of course not..there's too much maintenance and cleanup after the AHP and space dock to worry about how much I weigh..question for you--have you ever done no 2 definition above?
just so i get this right, the only difference between the alabama hot pocket and the space dock is really the follow through on the hot pocket? because they seem pretty similar..
PS--i couldn't wait to get home in the privacy of my own computer and google 'disorders where you weigh your own poop' (true story)
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 08:05 PM
True, true, Sticky. I shall never underestimate the power of the beej. I enjoy it. Probably too much... god, I am kind of a freak, aren't I? ;)
probably.
Wow
You know what's attractive about women? When they are raging nymphos.
Quote from: Fully on Jan 19, 2012, 08:04 PM
But you know what really sucks, Mr. Boner, is when a woman tries to get her man to have sex with her and he won't. That's when our confidence goes way down and we start to wonder what's wrong with us.
really? chicks have all the power when it comes to sex. you know what I would love? to wake up in the middle of a BJ. if a dude does that to a chick (which I would love to do), it could be considered rape (unless your married and a man, after that point you can do whatever you want with it) it all varies based on penis size, strength, and courage. if you aren't working with a courageous wang you might need to take it on some new adventures. something exciting, breathtaking.
a clean vagina is always a good place to start. totally shaved is out of style if you ask me, it's too "I'm a little baby" for me. but trim it up nobody likes a forest. make a little design or something. spoil yourself. then spoil your man.
Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jan 19, 2012, 10:29 PM
if a dude does that to a chick (which I would love to do), it could be considered rape (unless your married and a man, after that point you can do whatever you want with it)
Um no. Never
Quote from: mjk73 on Jan 19, 2012, 10:51 PM
Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jan 19, 2012, 10:29 PM
if a dude does that to a chick (which I would love to do), it could be considered rape (unless your married and a man, after that point you can do whatever you want with it)
Um no. Never
;D love ya dude. haha.
best thread in a long time
Quote from: Penny Lane on Jan 19, 2012, 08:40 PM
Quote from: Ruckus on Jan 19, 2012, 08:11 PM
Quote from: Penny Lane on Jan 19, 2012, 07:57 PM
Quote from: walterfredo on Jan 19, 2012, 05:56 PM
Quote from: bbill on Jan 19, 2012, 05:23 PM
;D I didn't think you were that kind of girl, was just weighing in on poop.
speaking of weighing in on poop....every weigh yourself on the bathroom scale before and after, just to check the weight. Good times.
there was an episode of CSI where the models had body dysmorphia and weighed their poop and vomit to make sure the intake was the same as the outtake..there was a name for that specific disorder...i can't find it..
and OMFG--i just looked up Alabama Hot Pocket...Fully, you and Tracy's therapist is into some sick sh*t..i mean is that even anatomically possible?
Speaking of weighing in on poop...have you ladies ever weighed yourselves before and after being space docked or having your hot pocket stuffed? Bad times
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=space+dock (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=space+dock)
ruckus--of course not..there's too much maintenance and cleanup after the AHP and space dock to worry about how much I weigh..question for you--have you ever done no 2 definition above?
just so i get this right, the only difference between the alabama hot pocket and the space dock is really the follow through on the hot pocket? because they seem pretty similar..
PS--i couldn't wait to get home in the privacy of my own computer and google 'disorders where you weigh your own poop' (true story)
I' ve dabbled but I don't consider that space docking. It's called Can You Put Your Soft Helmet on my Head
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Game. Set. Match. ;D
Not really, though. See you freaks mañana.
have you guys heard of that shit when people put like needles or tooth picks or weird objects in their penis holes, otherwise known as meatus'? can't remember the name. feel like it was magic stick or magic wanding it or something weird like that. wizardry was involved. anybody ever stick anything up their pee pee hole?
Quote from: Tracy 2112 on Jan 19, 2012, 05:15 PM
Quote from: aMillionDreams on Jan 19, 2012, 03:16 PM
Okay, I hate to bring this thread back on its rails but I have to address this.
Tracy suggested to see a therapist because most sexual problems are related to childhood issues. The word issues suggest that there is an issue or a problem. Plus, why would someone seek the council of a therapist unless they thought there was a problem or issue to address. Wanting to have sex is not an issue unless the person you're committed to isn't interested, no need to seek a therapist, maybe a new boyfriend but not someone to talk to other than friends which is what Meg is doing.
Didn't mean to offend you, Alady, but tell your therapist I said hi. ;)
Ok, if you're going to "quote" me and disagree with me, at least QUOTE ME CORRECTLY. What I said> I say talk to a therpaist b/c most of the issues we have in relationships (and our inability to solve them) stem from unresolved childhood shit, IMO. And by relationships, I also mean the relationship you have with yourself and your environment.
I didn't say "most sexual problems" I said RELATIONSHIPS.
R E L A T I O N S H I P S.
Hell, I didn't even say therapist, I said THERPAIST! And who doesn't need a good therpaist? ;D
carry on
The problem with their RELATIONSHIP is SEX. I didn't make that big of a leap in quoting you, especially since most therapists are obsessed with childhood issues relating to
S E X. Still don't think they need the_rapist. Homeboy needs to get it up for our little nympho or get out of town. This is coming from a guy who lived through a
SEXLESS RELATIONSHIP and wished I had gotten out of it earlier, not from a guy who considers sex to only be 5% of a
R E L A T I O N S H I P
.
And just so you don't accuse me of misquoting you again, you implied that SEX is 5% of a RELATIONSHIP when you said
Quote from: Tracy 2112 on Jan 19, 2012, 09:36 AM
Sex is great, don't get me wrong, but focus on the other 95% of the relationship.
because 100% (representing the whole RELATIONSHIP) - 95% (representing the other parts of a RELATIONSHIP not dealing with sex according to you) = 5%
Carry on.
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 02:19 PM
Other questions:
Do dudes dig it when chicks talk dirty?
Should I try "dressing up" more? I know walking around the house in my old t's and a pair of panties ain't all that sexy.
Dudes are different. I used to feel dirty when a chick would talk dirty to me or dress up, now I'm into shit that would REALLY make Alady's eyes roll. FWIW, old t's and panties do it for me!
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 07:26 PM
What are some ways to boost your confidence? I feel like I lost my hotness, and I must get it back.
Find a guy who can please you. I told my ex that I would ask for a divorce if things didn't change. Three months later I asked for a divorce. That wasn't our only problem but it was a big one and was a symptom of the overriding problem: she didn't love me anymore.
Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jan 20, 2012, 12:28 AM
have you guys heard of that shit when people put like needles or tooth picks or weird objects in their penis holes, otherwise known as meatus'? can't remember the name. feel like it was magic stick or magic wanding it or something weird like that. wizardry was involved. anybody ever stick anything up their pee pee hole?
An 80 year old nurse did that to me at the free clinic but it did NOT turn me on.
Also, one of my girlfriends likes when I take advantage of her in her sleep. There are all kinds of freaks out there, you just gotta find them.
Quote from: mjk73 on Jan 19, 2012, 10:15 PM
Wow
You know what's attractive about women? When they are raging nymphos.
:-* :-* :-*
Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jan 20, 2012, 12:28 AM
have you guys heard of that shit when people put like needles or tooth picks or weird objects in their penis holes, otherwise known as meatus'? can't remember the name. feel like it was magic stick or magic wanding it or something weird like that. wizardry was involved. anybody ever stick anything up their pee pee hole?
that's a thing? jesus h. that sounds terrible. why do i feel like that would be something in a harry potter themed porno?
Quote from: aMillionDreams on Jan 20, 2012, 06:21 AM
I didn't make that big of a leap in quoting you, especially since most therapists are obsessed with childhood issues relating to S E X.
That's a pretty inaccurate statement, being a former therapist and knowing tons of therapists (that's why they have sex therapists). It's usually unresolved childhood stuff and how that effects your coping strategies and how you get your needs met. But that depends on your therapeutic modality b/c some just focus on the here and now and what next.
It sounds like you don't like therapy; then that's a good thing for you, it's not for everyone. I was just giving Meg my opinion. I really have no interest in arguing with you.
Wow, aMD, i have learned a lot about you in this thread!..ha ha
What the hell is going on in here?!
Fucking, or the lack thereof.
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Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jan 20, 2012, 12:28 AM
have you guys heard of that shit when people put like needles or tooth picks or weird objects in their penis holes, otherwise known as meatus'? can't remember the name. feel like it was magic stick or magic wanding it or something weird like that. wizardry was involved. anybody ever stick anything up their pee pee hole?
An 80 year old nurse did that to me at the free clinic but it did NOT turn me on.
Also, one of my girlfriends likes when I take advantage of her in her sleep. There are all kinds of freaks out there, you just gotta find them.
One of you're girlfriends? ;D
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Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jan 20, 2012, 12:28 AM
have you guys heard of that shit when people put like needles or tooth picks or weird objects in their penis holes, otherwise known as meatus'? can't remember the name. feel like it was magic stick or magic wanding it or something weird like that. wizardry was involved. anybody ever stick anything up their pee pee hole?
An 80 year old nurse did that to me at the free clinic but it did NOT turn me on.
Also, one of my girlfriends likes when I take advantage of her in her sleep. There are all kinds of freaks out there, you just gotta find them.
One of you're girlfriends? ;D
Ahh, the good ole' days ;D Seriously Dylan, stop rubbing it in
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Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jan 20, 2012, 12:28 AM
have you guys heard of that shit when people put like needles or tooth picks or weird objects in their penis holes, otherwise known as meatus'? can't remember the name. feel like it was magic stick or magic wanding it or something weird like that. wizardry was involved. anybody ever stick anything up their pee pee hole?
An 80 year old nurse did that to me at the free clinic but it did NOT turn me on.
Also, one of my girlfriends likes when I take advantage of her in her sleep. There are all kinds of freaks out there, you just gotta find them.
One of you're girlfriends? ;D
Ahh, the good ole' days ;D Seriously Dylan, stop rubbing it in
I was never a fan of talking to more than one girl, actually. It only caused problems, even when I told them upfront that I didn't want a serious relationship.
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Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jan 20, 2012, 12:28 AM
have you guys heard of that shit when people put like needles or tooth picks or weird objects in their penis holes, otherwise known as meatus'? can't remember the name. feel like it was magic stick or magic wanding it or something weird like that. wizardry was involved. anybody ever stick anything up their pee pee hole?
An 80 year old nurse did that to me at the free clinic but it did NOT turn me on.
Also, one of my girlfriends likes when I take advantage of her in her sleep. There are all kinds of freaks out there, you just gotta find them.
One of you're girlfriends? ;D
Ahh, the good ole' days ;D Seriously Dylan, stop rubbing it in
I was never a fan of talking to more than one girl, actually. It only caused problems, even when I told them upfront that I didn't want a serious relationship.
It just made me lose hair in clumps. I sucked at it, unlike aMD and Sticky
Quote from: Penny Lane on Jan 20, 2012, 10:14 AM
Wow, aMD, i have learned a lot about you in this thread!..ha ha
I've learned more about Dylan here than I EVER wanted to know.
Also Meg, (I'm late weighing in and pretty sure this has already been stated here, so I'll just reiterate) you're hawt, and if your boyfriend doesn't want to make a lot of sexytimes with you, then he is a nutter. That is all.
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Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jan 20, 2012, 12:28 AM
have you guys heard of that shit when people put like needles or tooth picks or weird objects in their penis holes, otherwise known as meatus'? can't remember the name. feel like it was magic stick or magic wanding it or something weird like that. wizardry was involved. anybody ever stick anything up their pee pee hole?
An 80 year old nurse did that to me at the free clinic but it did NOT turn me on.
Also, one of my girlfriends likes when I take advantage of her in her sleep. There are all kinds of freaks out there, you just gotta find them.
One of you're girlfriends? ;D
Ahh, the good ole' days ;D Seriously Dylan, stop rubbing it in
I was never a fan of talking to more than one girl, actually. It only caused problems, even when I told them upfront that I didn't want a serious relationship.
It just made me lose hair in clumps. I sucked at it, unlike aMD and Sticky
Their pimp hands are strong.
Also, I was "magic wanded" once by an attractive nurse at a for-profit hospital, and it did NOT turn me on in any way. :o
In all seriousness, everyone is different Meg. From my personal experience... I dated this girl way back that I knew wasn't going to turn into anything, but she was wild. She was down anytime, anywhere, anyway, whatever - you name it. Which was cool at first but got kind of old after while. Partly because I knew the "relationship" was going nowhere, but I also think it may partly be that she gave me all the power.
The power of the pooty is a strong and beautiful thang. Hang on to that power. Don't give it all up.
Quote from: Jon T. on Jan 20, 2012, 10:53 AM
The power of the pooty is a strong and beautiful thang. Hang on to that power. Don't give it all up.
The power of the pooty...
(keep knocking that out man, you got a song going in there somewhere ;))
reminds me of one of my favorite movies:
(http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/633846389053954680pootietang.jpg)
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Quote from: Jon T. on Jan 20, 2012, 10:53 AM
The power of the pooty is a strong and beautiful thang. Hang on to that power. Don't give it all up.
The power of the pooty...
(keep knocking that out man, you got a song going in there somewhere ;))
I've got half of a rap album kicking around in the noggin. I have this rap I would sing when my kids were still nursing. I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but chances are if you're still paying attention to this thead, you're not easily offended. Anyway, as I would take my kid to my wife I would sing, "show me dem titties, bitch, let me see dem titties". ;D
just to clarify, both of kids quit nursing at 6 mos, so it was well before they had any idea what I was saying.
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Quote from: Jon T. on Jan 20, 2012, 10:53 AM
The power of the pooty is a strong and beautiful thang. Hang on to that power. Don't give it all up.
The power of the pooty...
(keep knocking that out man, you got a song going in there somewhere ;))
I've got half of a rap album kicking around in the noggin. I have this rap I would sing when my kids were still nursing. I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but chances are if you're still paying attention to this thead, you're not easily offended. Anyway, as I would take my kid to my wife I would sing, "show me dem titties, bitch, let me see dem titties". ;D
just to clarify, both of kids quit nursing at 6 mos, so it was well before they had any idea what I was saying.
yeah, I am pretty sure anyone who would be offended by that rap hasn't made it to page 7 of this thread.
Last night I actually had dreams of spaceships shaped like hot pockets landing in Alabama, welcomed by a trombone serenade in the rain.
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Quote from: Tracy 2112 on Jan 20, 2012, 11:00 AM
Quote from: Jon T. on Jan 20, 2012, 10:53 AM
The power of the pooty is a strong and beautiful thang. Hang on to that power. Don't give it all up.
The power of the pooty...
(keep knocking that out man, you got a song going in there somewhere ;) )
I've got half of a rap album kicking around in the noggin. I have this rap I would sing when my kids were still nursing. I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but chances are if you're still paying attention to this thead, you're not easily offended. Anyway, as I would take my kid to my wife I would sing, "show me dem titties, bitch, let me see dem titties". ;D
just to clarify, both of kids quit nursing at 6 mos, so it was well before they had any idea what I was saying.
Consider me offended, sir.
I'm offended that you would have children that would stop nursing at 6 months! Keep suckin' them titties!
Quote from: Ruckus on Jan 20, 2012, 10:30 AM
Seriously Dylan, stop rubbing it in.
Apparently, that's
not what she said. Possibly because she was asleep. ;D Go get 'em, tiger!
;D;D;D;D;D;D
Reading this thread makes me feel like I'm back in sixth grade. I kind of like it.
Quote from: Ruckus on Jan 20, 2012, 11:56 AM
;D;D;D;D;D;D
:-*)))))))|( -> <- (|((((((( :-*
Sorry I'm late to the party. Did I miss anything enlightening and/or educational?
Quote from: Jaimoe on Jan 20, 2012, 12:09 PM
Sorry I'm late to the party. Did I miss anything enlightening and/or educational?
about 8 pages, bro
WOW
yeah; this thread never really got going.
;D
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;D;D;D;D;D;D
:-*)))))))|( -> <- (|((((((( :-*
pervert
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Jaimoe, the post above yours is as educating as anything you'll ever find on the whole internet. ;D ;D ;D
(I crack myself up.)
Quote from: aMillionDreams on Jan 20, 2012, 06:26 AM
now I'm into shit that would REALLY make Alady's eyes roll.
Pfffft. Don't think for one second that you know
anything about me.
Quote from: Tracy 2112 on Jan 20, 2012, 10:07 AM
It sounds like you don't like therapy; then that's a good thing for you, it's not for everyone. I was just giving Meg my opinion. I really have no interest in arguing with you.
aaaand that.
Quote from: Penny Lane on Jan 20, 2012, 11:05 AM
reminds me of one of my favorite movies:
(http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/633846389053954680pootietang.jpg)
;D ;D ;D yesh yesh yesh
Quote from: Jon T. on Jan 20, 2012, 11:26 AM
I've got half of a rap album kicking around in the noggin. I have this rap I would sing when my kids were still nursing. I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but chances are if you're still paying attention to this thead, you're not easily offended. Anyway, as I would take my kid to my wife I would sing, "show me dem titties, bitch, let me see dem titties". ;D
just to clarify, both of kids quit nursing at 6 mos, so it was well before they had any idea what I was saying.
Jon T., between this and "My Boo" I think we would get along quite well ;D ;D ;D
( . )( . )
Hooray for 6th grade humor.
Quote from: Jon T. on Jan 20, 2012, 11:26 AM
I've got half of a rap album kicking around in the noggin. I have this rap I would sing when my kids were still nursing. I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but chances are if you're still paying attention to this thead, you're not easily offended. Anyway, as I would take my kid to my wife I would sing, "show me dem titties, bitch, let me see dem titties". ;D
just to clarify, both of kids quit nursing at 6 mos, so it was well before they had any idea what I was saying.
;D ;D LOL
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Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jan 20, 2012, 12:28 AM
have you guys heard of that shit when people put like needles or tooth picks or weird objects in their penis holes, otherwise known as meatus'? can't remember the name. feel like it was magic stick or magic wanding it or something weird like that. wizardry was involved. anybody ever stick anything up their pee pee hole?
An 80 year old nurse did that to me at the free clinic but it did NOT turn me on.
Also, one of my girlfriends likes when I take advantage of her in her sleep. There are all kinds of freaks out there, you just gotta find them.
One of you're girlfriends? ;D
Ahh, the good ole' days ;D Seriously Dylan, stop rubbing it in
I was never a fan of talking to more than one girl, actually. It only caused problems, even when I told them upfront that I didn't want a serious relationship.
I'm upfront with all of them and it hasn't caused too many problems. I had 4 there for a while and that was too much to keep up with. I do still have 3, but I don't see one of them very much.
I want three girlfriends. And they all need to be Christina Hendricks clones, please.
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Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jan 20, 2012, 12:28 AM
have you guys heard of that shit when people put like needles or tooth picks or weird objects in their penis holes, otherwise known as meatus'? can't remember the name. feel like it was magic stick or magic wanding it or something weird like that. wizardry was involved. anybody ever stick anything up their pee pee hole?
An 80 year old nurse did that to me at the free clinic but it did NOT turn me on.
Also, one of my girlfriends likes when I take advantage of her in her sleep. There are all kinds of freaks out there, you just gotta find them.
One of you're girlfriends? ;D
Ahh, the good ole' days ;D Seriously Dylan, stop rubbing it in
I was never a fan of talking to more than one girl, actually. It only caused problems, even when I told them upfront that I didn't want a serious relationship.
I'm upfront with all of them and it hasn't caused too many problems. I had 4 there for a while and that was too much to keep up with. I do still have 3, but I don't see one of them very much.
Good work, my friend. I'm with the others though, I can't/don't want to do that shit. Granted I'm younger than you, and I feel like all girls I know are insecure, but that would be A LOT of work.
Also, I'm happy in my current fixture
Quote from: ALady on Jan 20, 2012, 12:55 PM
Jon T., between this and "My Boo" I think we would get along quite well ;D ;D ;D
:)
Oh jeez, don't encourage me. I think I might have been a rapper in a past life. When I was a wee lad, I had two pet hampsters. Their names were MC Hampster and The Humpster (from Digital Underground). ;D
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Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jan 20, 2012, 12:28 AM
have you guys heard of that shit when people put like needles or tooth picks or weird objects in their penis holes, otherwise known as meatus'? can't remember the name. feel like it was magic stick or magic wanding it or something weird like that. wizardry was involved. anybody ever stick anything up their pee pee hole?
An 80 year old nurse did that to me at the free clinic but it did NOT turn me on.
Also, one of my girlfriends likes when I take advantage of her in her sleep. There are all kinds of freaks out there, you just gotta find them.
One of you're girlfriends? ;D
Ahh, the good ole' days ;D Seriously Dylan, stop rubbing it in
I was never a fan of talking to more than one girl, actually. It only caused problems, even when I told them upfront that I didn't want a serious relationship.
I'm upfront with all of them and it hasn't caused too many problems. I had 4 there for a while and that was too much to keep up with. I do still have 3, but I don't see one of them very much.
that's how it's done pimp juice. that's how it's done. make sure you keep them away from each other so their cycles don't line up.
Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jan 20, 2012, 03:12 PM
that's how it's done pimp juice. that's how it's done. make sure you keep them away from each other so their cycles don't line up.
Excellent point, Stick.
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Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jan 20, 2012, 03:12 PM
that's how it's done pimp juice. that's how it's done. make sure you keep them away from each other so their cycles don't line up.
Excellent point, Stick.
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Hahaha
Quote from: Jon T. on Jan 20, 2012, 03:08 PM
Quote from: ALady on Jan 20, 2012, 12:55 PM
Jon T., between this and "My Boo" I think we would get along quite well ;D ;D ;D
:)
Oh jeez, don't encourage me. I think I might have been a rapper in a past life. When I was a wee lad, I had two pet hampsters. Their names were MC Hampster and The Humpster (from Digital Underground). ;D
Damn. New favorite poster on this forum now
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;D I didn't think you were that kind of girl, was just weighing in on poop.
speaking of weighing in on poop....every weigh yourself on the bathroom scale before and after, just to check the weight. Good times.
there was an episode of CSI where the models had body dysmorphia and weighed their poop and vomit to make sure the intake was the same as the outtake..there was a name for that specific disorder...i can't find it..
and OMFG--i just looked up Alabama Hot Pocket...Fully, you and Tracy's therapist is into some sick sh*t..i mean is that even anatomically possible?
Speaking of weighing in on poop...have you ladies ever weighed yourselves before and after being space docked or having your hot pocket stuffed? Bad times
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=space+dock (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=space+dock)
ruckus--of course not..there's too much maintenance and cleanup after the AHP and space dock to worry about how much I weigh..question for you--have you ever done no 2 definition above?
just so i get this right, the only difference between the alabama hot pocket and the space dock is really the follow through on the hot pocket? because they seem pretty similar..
PS--i couldn't wait to get home in the privacy of my own computer and google 'disorders where you weigh your own poop' (true story)
I' ve dabbled but I don't consider that space docking. It's called Can You Put Your Soft Helmet on my Head
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Also, best post ever possibly?
Quote from: Jon T. on Jan 20, 2012, 03:08 PM
Quote from: ALady on Jan 20, 2012, 12:55 PM
Jon T., between this and "My Boo" I think we would get along quite well ;D ;D ;D
:)
Oh jeez, don't encourage me. I think I might have been a rapper in a past life. When I was a wee lad, I had two pet hampsters. Their names were MC Hampster and The Humpster (from Digital Underground). ;D
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/27/128669829998567187.jpg)
Seriously, this may be the best thread ever in the history of TMI threads on this board.
titties
Meg, if you want 3 girlfriends....I know some people here who are way way waaaaaay into the poly lifestyle and would be more then happy to have you as the sweetmeat in their labia sandwich.
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Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jan 20, 2012, 12:28 AM
have you guys heard of that shit when people put like needles or tooth picks or weird objects in their penis holes, otherwise known as meatus'? can't remember the name. feel like it was magic stick or magic wanding it or something weird like that. wizardry was involved. anybody ever stick anything up their pee pee hole?
An 80 year old nurse did that to me at the free clinic but it did NOT turn me on.
Also, one of my girlfriends likes when I take advantage of her in her sleep. There are all kinds of freaks out there, you just gotta find them.
oh I've found some freaks, that's for sure. the last true freak I hooked up with was perhaps the nuttiest, it was a few years ago. ex-vegas stripper, recovering cokehead, mega slut, and my friends cousin. it's weird to think about. the only time I really felt "dirty" the next day after hooking up with someone. and not because she was gross but because of the shit she said. I'll switch into story mode real quick:
So it all started on a cold winter day in Pontiac. a party was underway of epic proportions. live music, tons of booze, and a fairly well balance ratio of dudes:chicks. no plan of hooking up. then the whiskey set in. as it got closer to morning people started leaving. except for a few, one, we'll just call her "lil slutty", was upstairs in the vacant apartment asking for me specifically to bring her a blanket. not thinking about it, I grabbed one of the many blankets in our closet and took it up stairs. and there she was. naked as fuck and the first phrase she said to me was "Mark aka Stickyickygreenstuff... you can do whatever you want to me". I paused for a second, extremely wasted, and then was like, "alright". slutty but not so weird yet, I could handle it. so we're getting down a little bit fooling around and she says straight up, what do you want me to do? and I said, as any real man would "suck my dick?" and she replies "oh, you want me to suck your dick?" all bummed like she wanted me to say "I'm going to shove it your butt" instead, but i was like "yeah, suck my dick" and that's when she said it, a chick I had only known for a couple hours, a chick that I was only hooking up with because she was naked on a platter begging for this sweet cock.
lil slutty says to me, "Do you love me?" and I stopped dead in my tracks and said "What?" startled, never in a situation so weird. then she said it again, "Do you love me?" and i said "what?..No.. we just met..?" it practically de-boner-fied me. now here's the kicker, AFTER I said I didn't love her, she's like "I just got tested and I'm clean, you don't have to wear a condom". and well you do the math. for the next few weeks I was checking my privates frequently.
Strangely, there was no hesitation on her part regardless of what I said. it was almost as if she loved being degraded. it tripped me the fuck out. did not like it. friend ended up taking her on a date at the bowling alley a week later and they were boning in his car. She kept telling him to choke her. like hardcore shit. until she almost passed out choking her. needless to say that was enough for him too. she was simply TOO freaky.
god std's scare the shit out of me.
Quote from: jones on Jan 20, 2012, 03:44 PM
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Quote from: ALady on Jan 20, 2012, 12:55 PM
Jon T., between this and "My Boo" I think we would get along quite well ;D ;D ;D
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Oh jeez, don't encourage me. I think I might have been a rapper in a past life. When I was a wee lad, I had two pet hampsters. Their names were MC Hampster and The Humpster (from Digital Underground). ;D
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That's him alright! The years have been kind to MC Hampster. ;D
Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jan 20, 2012, 03:50 PM
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Quote from: Sticky Icky Green Stuff on Jan 20, 2012, 12:28 AM
have you guys heard of that shit when people put like needles or tooth picks or weird objects in their penis holes, otherwise known as meatus'? can't remember the name. feel like it was magic stick or magic wanding it or something weird like that. wizardry was involved. anybody ever stick anything up their pee pee hole?
An 80 year old nurse did that to me at the free clinic but it did NOT turn me on.
Also, one of my girlfriends likes when I take advantage of her in her sleep. There are all kinds of freaks out there, you just gotta find them.
oh I've found some freaks, that's for sure. the last true freak I hooked up with was perhaps the nuttiest, it was a few years ago. ex-vegas stripper, recovering cokehead, mega slut, and my friends cousin. it's weird to think about. the only time I really felt "dirty" the next day after hooking up with someone. and not because she was gross but because of the shit she said. I'll switch into story mode real quick:
So it all started on a cold winter day in Pontiac. a party was underway of epic proportions. live music, tons of booze, and a fairly well balance ratio of dudes:chicks. no plan of hooking up. then the whiskey set in. as it got closer to morning people started leaving. except for a few, one, we'll just call her "lil slutty", was upstairs in the vacant apartment asking for me specifically to bring her a blanket. not thinking about it, I grabbed one of the many blankets in our closet and took it up stairs. and there she was. naked as fuck and the first phrase she said to me was "Mark aka Stickyickygreenstuff... you can do whatever you want to me". I paused for a second, extremely wasted, and then was like, "alright". slutty but not so weird yet, I could handle it. so we're getting down a little bit fooling around and she says straight up, what do you want me to do? and I said, as any real man would "suck my dick?" and she replies "oh, you want me to suck your dick?" all bummed like she wanted me to say "I'm going to shove it your butt" instead, but i was like "yeah, suck my dick" and that's when she said it, a chick I had only known for a couple hours, a chick that I was only hooking up with because she was naked on a platter begging for this sweet cock.
lil slutty says to me, "Do you love me?" and I stopped dead in my tracks and said "What?" startled, never in a situation so weird. then she said it again, "Do you love me?" and i said "what?..No.. we just met..?" it practically de-boner-fied me. now here's the kicker, AFTER I said I didn't love her, she's like "I just got tested and I'm clean, you don't have to wear a condom". and well you do the math. for the next few weeks I was checking my privates frequently.
Strangely, there was no hesitation on her part regardless of what I said. it was almost as if she loved being degraded. it tripped me the fuck out. did not like it. friend ended up taking her on a date at the bowling alley a week later and they were boning in his car. She kept telling him to choke her. like hardcore shit. until she almost passed out choking her. needless to say that was enough for him too. she was simply TOO freaky.
god std's scare the shit out of me.
Nah, sounds like my kinda girl. Although I do enjoy the sweet innocent ones as well.
The sweet innocent ones who turn out to be raging nymphos behind closed are indeed great.
Quote from: mjk73 on Jan 20, 2012, 04:31 PM
The sweet innocent ones who turn out to be raging nymphos behind closed are indeed great.
this.
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 19, 2012, 08:08 PM
All we have in T-Town is a creepy place called Fantasyland.
Oh...this kind of guy probably lurks around there, huh?
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Just when this entire board was ready to die from lack of entertainment Meg brings it back to life! Best thread in years...Thank you Gurlfriend... :) Motherfuckin' TEO...
I love y'all.:-*
So, dudes, any more advice?
I really appreciate it! :-*
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 22, 2012, 07:10 PM
So, dudes, any more advice?
I really appreciate it! :-*
Such as?
I feel like I am always the one who initiates the sexytimes. How do I get my dude to be more aggressive? Always being the initiator sucks. :-[
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 22, 2012, 07:26 PM
I feel like I am always the one who initiates the sexytimes. How do I get my dude to be more aggressive? Always being the initiator sucks. :-[
I see. Well, I'm not generally aggressive either. In my head I'm very aggressive, but then in reality, I sometimes start thinking about my moves too much and it becomes non-natural, which can kill the mood. I think you either are or aren't aggressive. That being said, I think any couple can work through this and find a suitable middle-ground. I know I'm trying.
That's true. I wish I knew how to find that middle ground. My always being the initiator makes me feel so undesirable, as if I'm just completely repulsive. It's frustrating. I would give anything to be able to capture his interest again. :-[
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 22, 2012, 07:54 PM
That's true. I wish I knew how to find that middle ground. My always being the initiator makes me feel so undesirable, as if I'm just completely repulsive. It's frustrating. I would give anything to be able to capture his interest again. :-[
Get him buzzed or high, or just sext him all day and hope that he makes the move when you get home. Facebook chatting from other rooms works too. Or just get used to being the one who asks if he wants to do it. If he participates regularly, he finds you desirable and he's just lazy about initiating. Or you can always do the old passive-agressive, I'm not initiating until he does thing, but you better be prepared to wait awhile and possibly be disappointed.
I feel your pain Meg. 99% of the time, I'm the one who has to initiate which actually takes a bit of the enjoyment out of it all. It's not a lack of interest on my wife's part. It's hard when you have 2 people with slight submissive leanings together. Someone has to be the "dominate" one I guess and neither one of use wants to be.
Quote from: megalicious on Jan 22, 2012, 07:54 PM
That's true. I wish I knew how to find that middle ground. My always being the initiator makes me feel so undesirable, as if I'm just completely repulsive. It's frustrating. I would give anything to be able to capture his interest again. :-[
I'm sure he finds you desirable. It's more likely in his nature to be passive. Of course, this can get frustrating the longer the relationship goes on without anything changing.
I feel the need to clarify that this thread was started b/c I didn't feel I was having enough sex, not b/c of a total lack of sex.
See "Current Joys" for more details...
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This is the most awesome, ironic thread of all time. Congrats Meg!
Ya, this thread just officially won best thread of the year, if not the decade.
Congrats, Meg!
this board seriously knows how to get chicks prego. bravo. and congrats meg, don't break it.
SUCCESS.
And my boobs are freaking huge. :-*:-*:-*